...if I disciplined him with a CRICKET paddle?
2006-09-07 15:42:15 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You silly-willy English and your cricket paddles! I for one would see this as true Poetic Justice but I must say I do not like the choice of weapon in the matter. I mean, I am assuming that Mr. Longfellow is an English cockroach and if he sees you coming at him with a cricket paddle the true terror you wish to put into his soul may not be the utmost.
Now I'll tell you what you need to do... spank him with a wet waffle, (with Nutella if you have it!) Cockroaches hate this treatment and if you manage to beat him with with wet waffle he will learn his lesson, trust me.
Have you ever been beaten with a wet waffle (with nutella?) Let me tell you it is not as fun as it sounds! I still have marks on my buttocks from when I was 4 years old and I was trying to steal granny's cookies. She pulled a wet waffle (with nutella) out of no where and beat me silly! When I finally came too, she told me made it a fine art when they went through the great Canadian cockroach scare of 19-dickity-2.
One thing I have learnt in this lifetime is that Granny's are always right... So definitely a wet waffle (with nutella) Princess, not the cricket bat.
Hope I have been of help,
poison munkey
2006-09-07 23:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poetic Justice
2006-09-07 22:48:23 · answer #2 · answered by eight_foot_bunch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both, and that would be hilarious. Could you please send me the video for $19.95 US plus $5.00 for shipping and handling?
I disciplined my Irma by making her live in a Chinese restaurant for a fortnight. When she came back, she was extremely apologetic for her previous misbehaviour. I actually felt sorry for the little git, walking around ever so humbly with her twitchy little wings between her last four legs for the entire first day. Then I relented and made up by offering her some hamster-toast crumbs and a drop of drying lemonade and sherry. We've been best friends again ever since.
What was Mr. Longfellow doing that was so nasty? I'm curious. Irma had been in my stash again and she neglected to put my "Joe's Apartment" DVD back in its case for the umpteenth time. You really have to draw a line somewhere. After all, it is for their own good.
2006-09-09 09:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that depends.
Is Mr. Longfellow into spanking?
If so, and he didn't survive the dom/sub session.....well, I'd call that justified poetically tragic irony.
2006-09-08 18:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my pet lungfish gets out of line, I toss the critter into one of my antique iron lungs in the basement and leave it there all night.
That tiny, gasping, desiccated face, stuck in the opening of the huge chamber is good for a few laughs, as its eyes bulge out and its partially formed limbs wiggle..
By the way...Who IS this "Poison Munkey"? I would actually pay for entertainment like that!
2006-09-08 14:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither. It would be a mess and sadly the demise of the noble Mister Longfellow.
2006-09-08 11:54:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad cockroach! Bad!
2006-09-07 22:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be tragic irony, however if you used a cricket cigarette lighter if would be animal cruelty.
2006-09-08 14:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by pc_gator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it would be messy.
kick him out on the street for his wicked ways. then he'll appreciate how good he had it at your place. he might even have to spend the night at a roach motel. then he'll come crawling back a changed cockroach.... humble. or dead.
2006-09-08 14:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't toss any apples at him. Could get lodged somewhere and cause infection. Don't want the poor little fellow to get sick now.
2006-09-07 22:49:20 · answer #10 · answered by Peapod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋