Please don't ask why... just help me forget my problems
2006-09-07 15:41:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh... "celebrity_girl", I can't be glad... not tonight... if u could just know what's upsetting me... you can't even imagine
2006-09-07 15:45:24 · update #1
Thanks, krisytan610, you are very sweet... but I just don't feel like talking to anyone right now... maybe tomorrow
2006-09-07 15:48:24 · update #2
ok... i'm going to bed... maybe that'll help, while being asleep I won't be able to feel this upset... and tomorrow will be a a new day, and I hope it'll be a bit better. Thanks to everyone for your answers, some were helpful!
2006-09-07 15:54:55 · update #3
Thanx to everyone... I got such good answers that I don't know which one to pick... I am feeling a lot better today!!
2006-09-09 09:00:05 · update #4
Turn that frown upside down.
2006-09-07 15:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know how you feel... You've probably heard this a bunch of times, and it's probably pretty cheesy, corny, whatever you want to call it, but think of all the other people that aren't as fortunate as you... I mean, you have access to a computer... Many people I know don't...
Also, would some "Yo Momma" jokes help...? =D! (P.S.-I really don't mean any of these jokes... Just some things that make me smile sometimes...)
1.) Yo Momma so old that she met Burger King when he was still a prince...
2.) Yo Momma so fat that she died while waiting to find out her weight on the scale...
3.) Yo Momma so stupid she died of hunger in a grocery store (old, I know)...
4.) Yo Momma so poor when her son was skating on the skateboard, she yelled, "Hey, get off the family car!"
5.) Yo Momma so stupid that if stupidness were bricks, she'd be the Great Wall of China...!
6.) Yo Momma so fat when the bellhop that ran a 1,000 pound elevator was in the same elevator as her, he wasn't scared at all when he went in the Tower of Doom...
7.) Well... I'll replace this Yo Momma joke with a dumb blonde joke: (You may have heard it before, but oh well...)
One day, the "Smart Blonde Committee" (a bunch of blondes that were trying to prove that blondes aren't dumb) [and they really aren't! This is just a joke...!] held a meeting where they were testing a young blonde woman with a few simple questions...
The president of the committee asked her, "What state is New York City in?"
The blonde woman said, "Umm... Oklahoma...?" The president sighed.
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" the rest of the committee chanted.
"All right", said the president. "How much is 6 - 0?"
The blonde stared off into space for a while, then asked, "Is it zero...?"
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" the committee chanted.
"Okay, fine by me", the president said. "The next question: What is 2 plus 2?"
After ten long minutes and counting on her fingers constantly, the blonde woman replied quizzically, "Four...?"
The committee shouted, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
2006-09-07 15:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres a true story. Im 30 now but when i was about 15 or so i was really depressed and bored. I picked a book out of a shelf my mom had. Not a certain book just the first one i grabbed. I opened it and the first page went something like this........You have both arms and legs dont you. Your not terminally ill, you have family that loves you and great friends. So are you really being thankful for all you have or just concentrating on the negative. I was astounded and began to really think about my problems versus what other people were going through and it got me out of my slump. I have never forgotten it and i feel like it was a sign for me or an angel maybe. Chin up, its hard but could be worse. Good luck!
2006-09-07 15:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by humorme! 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know that when one is sad everybody tells you to give it time and if you are really feeling down, you just can´t imagine spendind more time being sad. But it is true, time heals everything you just need to e patiente and hope for the best. Sometimes we need to get to loose ourselves before we can find ourselves. So hold on and do things you enjoy, that make you happy, try to see the positive thing in your life, not only the bad ones. You´ll be fine , you´ll see!!! CHEER UP!!
2006-09-07 15:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey
i was watchin this game show
n the u gotta fill in the blank
and it was bout things u lick well there was :
lolli pop
stamps
n 1 caller came up with EAR lick ur own ear
just picture that
2006-09-07 15:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey dun be so sad, gal... being sad makes u feel sadder deep inside... i know its hard... but try to think of happi things... go out and do some shopping.... eat some nice stuff... and make urself busy and tired.. then, by the time u reach home, u will be too tired to even think of ur sad events...... good luck, gal... be happi.... =)
2006-09-07 15:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by sadgal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, what is wrong, hey for get about what is bothering you. life sucks at times and we all know that...just take your hand and brush your shoulders one at a time, you are brushing off the troubles off your shoulders, and now you just turn your frown into a crown and give a big pretty smile to help you go the mile...you can do it, one step at a time......hang in there girl you will be ok...
(((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))) to you dear
2006-09-07 15:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, just remember that this too shall pass. Smile for 20 seconds, and think of something funny or cute, hopefully that helps! GOOD LUCK!!
2006-09-07 15:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smile We all Love you ~
2006-09-07 15:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i tell my 14 month old son "no" he will point at me and say "easy!" its cute.
2006-09-07 15:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋