Should great white sharks be circumcised at puberty?

Answer 1

This is a very legitimate inquiry into a currently disputed aspect of an ancient rite, usually practiced upon both secular males in the U.S.(for reasons not clear) and Jewish males everywhere. I understand that the Chief Rabbinical Councils in Jerusalem and New York are in discussions regarding the re-implimentation of an adjunct of the gifilte fish koshrut by-laws. As you know, orthodox moyles in the fish industry are responsible for accumulating vast quantities of "fish heads", as they are politely referred to among the more prudent of the lot.
When the collected ichthyological penile sheaths emerge from the plant, they are configured into the properly prepared Yiddisha cuisine known as "Gifilte Fish": or directly translated: .
Most Orthodox Jewish Rabbinic Moyles are not the type to be satisfied by the routine of circumcising dead Pike and Cod penises in a dreary factory day in and day out.
Adventure is in vogue again for the men in the black hats now, and they want to get out on the open sea and re-acquaint themselves with their forefathers foreskin exploits in the wild, shark-dwelling open oceans of the world.
As Simeon Ben Elaizer says in The Talmud...Specifically in the Book of Dagim (Fishes), regarding the mighty moyles who sailed the seas in the days of the Second Temple, "Of all the Gifilte Fish I have dined upon, nothing approaches the sensation of the variety derived of The Great White Shark." In this single statement, is the basis for the argument to have The Israel Fund itself subsidize the creation of a vast fleet of ships and the training of a new generation of shark wrastling, scuba diving, adventure addicted, expert Orthodox Moyles with which to acquire the snippings of a long forgotten, succulent gefilte fish so delicious, it will make you plotz.

Answer 2

Great white sharks are already circumcised at puberty for those of you who did not know.

Have you not seen the fashionable hats that the Aussies are always wearing when the winter time comes in their area..? What do you think they actually are? Yup, they are actually wearing the lid of the GWS's circumcised penises... Poor little sharks, can you imagine the pain they must go through just to provide humanity with fashionable hats!

I do not know who else sees this as inhumane but I am going to make a stand, who is with me! This is as disgraceful as the Great Canadian Seal Hunt and yet we do nothing about it. Every year thousands of sharks lose there 'property' and we sit back and do nothing...

I am officially fed up with all this crap and am calling Greenpeace... I will also be setting up a charity for the misuse of the GWS's circumcised penises...

FREE THEIR WILLY!!

poison munkey

Answer 3

Always if they're Orthodox. You can tell by the corn-row side-curls sticking out from the yarmulkes. They tend to whine a lot, too, and they can be so neurotic: "Oh, gawd, not seal again... what, is that the only thing I'll ever get to eat? My doctor says to watch my cholesterol, but do you ever listen? Look at me, I'm a whale now. Ever since Uncle Ignatz lost his glasses, god rest his soul, and he bit down on that goyim scuba diver and blew his brains out on that furshluginer oxygen tank, I tell you, I just think I'm going to break down and cry every time I see somebody eating seal. It's just not kosher anymore. I sat Shiva all month over that. You want I should call out for some Chinese instead? There's one of those raft-thingies trailing schvarz barf again."

Answer 4

I think someone that asks such stupid questions should be sterilized, so questions like these arent passed on to any further generations......welcome to the Darwin Awards!

Answer 5

Theoretically yes. You stun them with drugs and perform the operation.

Answer 6

yes but get BOTH penises....that's right! the great white shark has two of them.....guess that's how the got to be known as "GREAT" in stead of just "PLAIN white shark"?

snicker...snicker...snicker

-eagle

Answer 7

They should be allowed to choose whatever religion they want. Are you going to do the bris? Do you have a bar mitzvah too? Do you serve seafood?

Answer 8

Sounds like a good career for you!

Answer 9

its a yfucking shark

Answer 10

If you think you can get them to hold still then by all means ...have at it.