with all these new rules and regulations i get confused.
2006-09-07 15:34:29 · 15 answers · asked by Eileen S 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Go to http://www.tsa.gov
It is updated daily!
2006-09-07 15:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assume nothing. Wear as little as possible. Carry no items except a cash card, ID and your ticket. May I suggest flip-flops, shorts and a tee shirt. If you're brave - a thong.
I have a friend who tried going through security wearing just a speedo and a smile. They weren't sure if they should just wave him through from a distance or send him the the rubber room for questioning. He would have done well on that show, "Jackass" - but that's another story for another time.
2006-09-07 22:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by fla_dan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A good rule of thumb is if it's got a trunk or teeth more than 6 inches long - you can't take it on a plane.
Okay?
2006-09-07 22:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
TSA Rule No. 41/558C: Passengers with vacant and glassy eyed expressions, who are mumbling about virgins in heaven will not be allowed to board domestic and international flights.
2006-09-07 22:44:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The question should be "what CAN you take into an airplane?"
2006-09-07 22:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to TSA.gov.
Easy, no hassle, straight from the government.
End confusion.
(Helped my parents remain calm.)
Enjoy your trip!!
2006-09-07 22:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't take those legs.
Rather, have them insured by Lloyds of London.
2006-09-07 22:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are confused - a little - you may not take your ticket. Those resolve lax.
2006-09-08 02:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by aiaia57 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://www.ask.com/web?q=+list+of++things+not++allowed+on++an++airplane&qsrc=1&o=0&l=dir
http://www.tdc.ca/airsecurity.htm
2006-09-07 22:40:09 · answer #9 · answered by Stars-Moon-Sun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liquids, rope, toothpaste, nail files, cologne, hair spray, swords, guns, explosives, and panties!
2006-09-07 22:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋