They keep coming in my yard and raising hell, they won't leave alone. What should I do? I call the police, but they just laugh at me and tell me to stay in my house.
2006-09-07 15:08:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
tell them to get back on their spacesip and return to their home planet.
2006-09-07 15:40:25 · answer #1 · answered by GKFTAF 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call the police & tell them illegal aliens are in your yard. Then call back a few minutes later & tell them to never mind because you just shot two of them & the rest ran away. The police WILL come !!!!!!!!!
2006-09-08 10:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop by Taco Bell.....assuming theyre aliens from across the border.....and pick them up some grub. Try handing out some blankets for them to get cozy through the night, they'll be gone by daylight stealin' all of our jobs!
2006-09-07 22:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by rollings83 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call INS! If you can, take pictures and deliver them to your local district attorney and tell him/her that the police won't help you. Also, again, try INS or Border Patrol. Maybe they can help.
2006-09-07 22:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by Barbara W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a fence? A good fence and a few pit bulls would do wonders.
You don't want to act the fool. It might ruin your chances with the next door neighbor.
2006-09-07 22:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Cellophane 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just go outside because you look scary! You should also yell at them and throw cans at them and tomatoes! Also yell No mas sobia Blanco. They will be scared very scared!
2006-09-07 22:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call INS cops won't do too much, but if you are 100% sure they are illegal, then contact immigration and they will most likely come check it out and deport their illegal asses
2006-09-07 22:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
buy a gun, then call the cops and tell them there is someone waving a gun in front of your house, then take your gun and go outside.
afterwards you can enter a insannity plea
2006-09-07 22:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are bear traps legal in your parts, once they start screaming though show some mercy and put them down
2006-09-08 00:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by Bob 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
call the ins,,they will investigate if your serious...
www.reportillegals.com
2006-09-08 01:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by bllnickie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋