Guts is when you come home late after a night with the guys and you meet your wife at the door and she is holding a broom and you ask her if she is cleaning or going to take a ride.
Having balls is when you come home smelling of purfume and whiskey and slap your wife on the butt and say "your next"!
2006-09-07 14:36:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
That is the funniest thing I have read in at least 3 years. thank you.
2006-09-07 14:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by Baseball 26 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Having guts and having balls is distinctly a lot an similar component. i imagine balls means that the man is male, although I fairly have heard of girls folk characterised as having balls. Having balls ought to have quite the flavour of having the means to do some thing risky and type of rude. Having guts is extra a count number of being able to doing some thing that ought to nicely be risky yet no longer inevitably rude. Having balls is like having the temerity to do some thing, having guts is having the braveness.
2016-11-06 21:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guts is the courage to help others -- balls is when you are facing adversity when helping others. Ofcourse, balls are something you should hang on to and not serve to women on a silver platter, cause then your friends will keep having to tell you - "Get some balls man, don't let some chick tell you what to do!"
2006-09-07 14:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by karadansu 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh yeah, and right after you slap your wife on the butt...
...you'll find your balls hanging from the porch light.
2006-09-07 14:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by St. Hell 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
about 6 inches and gettin closer all the time, cute joke!
2006-09-07 14:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Michael S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Andf both will get you in the doghouse
2006-09-07 14:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with your example.
2006-09-07 14:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Diana 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One and the same.
2006-09-07 14:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.
2006-09-07 14:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by Happychick 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Damn, I've got balls of STEEL!
2006-09-07 14:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by Agent Double EL 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋