2006-09-07 14:29:54 · 20 answers · asked by justme 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
please to those whom were offended about this subject matter, to you i appologise. It is all meant to be in good fu, dont take life so seriously all the time. Laughter is good for you now and then ;)
2006-09-07 14:44:48 · update #1
well... there's no such thing as too much porn... so that couldn't possibly be it!! by the way... step out of the stone age and get DSL.. probably get it in your area for around 15$ per month. just think about how many more pics you can view during each session!!
2006-09-07 14:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by martiniac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Basically if every time you get on line you go straight to the porn sites, your mind will associate the modem sound with porn and or the act of masturbation. So eventually its straight to erection when you hear the sound because your mind, penis, whatever, is expecting the porn and masturbation to follow shortly after the sound. This sound association thing was discovered by Ivan Pavlov you can read about him and his work here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Pavlov
2006-09-07 21:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by ttownclown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wanna get rid of your erection I'll recommend you to upgrade your dial-up to a highspeed connection. If it still doesn't help, maybe you leave your computer and go out and look for a girlfriend... ;)
2006-09-07 21:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by branquelo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your modem out of your pants pocket. The vibration is causing you problems.
2006-09-07 21:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos you know you gonna be looking at porn in about 4 minutes
2006-09-08 02:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....Coz you know you are about to enter your own little cyber world. Quite normal really, don't take to heart some of the nasty comments you received. :-)
2006-09-07 22:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by KWB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you have deep seeded psycological problems
2006-09-07 21:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by kirstalina81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope you dont have a girlfriend.she'll not be happy it's not her giving you the erection. lol
2006-09-07 21:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos ya weird
2006-09-07 21:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its because on-line you view porn and whats happening now is your brain is associating those sounds with masturbation.
2006-09-07 21:33:58 · answer #10 · answered by Dave N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋