I want to cut out the middleman with the gun or the sword, forceably converting me like the FOX reporters. I am so impressed by the religion of peace that it's healing message of "convert or die" is just too appealing and overwhelming.
2006-09-07 14:29:46 · 25 answers · asked by Racist Beaner 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Tenacious, apparently, neither do you. LOL
2006-09-07 14:42:38 · update #1
Grab a knife and slit your throat! Instant virgins!
2006-09-07 14:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by John Skerry II 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It is tough to argue with a Muslim zealot and hard to say no when the choice is convert or die with a sword to your neck or an AK-47 to your temple.
Thank God for the religion of peace.
Whoops, I meant Allah the tolerant and benevolent.
2006-09-07 21:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by submariner662 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is no joking matter. Who ever told you that Islam is a religion of peace is trying to be politically correct or just does not know the facts. There may be some peaceful people of Islam however the faith it self is not peaceful. Get an Islam bible and read it .
2006-09-07 21:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Islam is a very impressive religion.
They have their version of Bar Mitzvah or First Communion.
You get to chop innocent persons head off.
Whoopee
2006-09-07 21:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is easy
Give all your money to the Iman then kneel down look up toward the sky and close your eyes.
Go big Red Go
2006-09-07 21:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by 43 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join Louis Farrakhan's gang of thugs!
2006-09-07 21:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by STONE 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You would be better off becoming a Jehovah's Witness! Then you could go to Afghanistan and go from cave to cave and convert the Taliban.
2006-09-07 21:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
357 smith an Wesson
2006-09-07 21:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
First get a lobotomy
2006-09-07 21:46:43 · answer #9 · answered by lordkelvin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to be baptised.
Get someone to hold you under water for 35 minutes.
2006-09-07 21:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋