When I was at the beach with my wife I went in the water when I came back she had 4 youg men with big ***** laying next to her. She has never seen any penis but mine before. She was talking to them and when I came back the guys laughed at me and said my penis was tiny on the way back to the car every man we saw was larger than me . We left after that now all she talks about is how big there ***** are and is shocked by there size. I am only 4 inches hard they where all soft and looked twice my size. she wants me to go with her back to the beach and look at all the big ***** .what should I do I love her.
2006-09-07 13:31:08 · 34 answers · asked by 1 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
4 inches? Dude, even the small dildos are bigger than that.
sorry but she's right...at that point, size matters.
2006-09-07 13:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I've got to say that you have a very silly and insensitive wife. She should know that men are sensitive about measurements there. No matter. Tell her that being compared strictly for size ignores the important aspects of a man's sexual ability. Also, I'd tell her that if she wants to see really big iorgans, you can take her to some barnyard, and she can look at bulls. As for the guys laughing- so what? It isn't hard to figure out their goal. Some guys figure that manhood can be measured in inches. Also, your wife seemed impressed, so they hoped she would possibly put out. I certainly wouldn't return to that beach. And, I'd tell her why. I would also show her THIS answr, and tell her I think she's a silly biltch.
2006-09-07 14:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I image you have had a healthy sex life to this point. Just because she admires the male body is not reason for you to humiliated. I'm sure there must have been women there with larger, firmer breasts and your wife apparently did not come away feeling humiliated or ashamed.
If you are both Ok with the nude beach scene, enjoy it for the beauty it offers, not for comparison factors.
2006-09-07 13:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by cdnponygirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She saw something she never gets to see, and it probably was exciting. Men look at women's breasts in magazines, and in public, so she now had her chance to "look".
Get her some dirty magazines. The novelty will wear off after a while. The nude beach will only make you feel uncomfortable and jealous- so don't go back.
2006-09-07 13:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by BuffyFromGP 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sick, you need help!!!
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2006-09-07 17:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is your only problem, heck with it, go to the nude beach with her so she can check out big *****. She is safe with you right?
You have to learn to play with the cards you were dealt. Your dick isn't the only thing she loves about you ;).
Good luck.
2006-09-07 14:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by patweb01 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She married you for you - and loves you. Having a big penis isnt the be all and end all... if you can use it and you know how to satisfy her then im sure you have nothing to worry about.
Talk to her about your insecurities and tell her how you feel, and how it makes you feel when she talks about them. Maybe she doesnt realise how you feel?
Good luck!
2006-09-07 13:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well at least she's not insisting on going there alone. Size doesn't always count you know, and your wife most likely loves you very much and is just curious about these things.
2006-09-07 13:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by angel_girl2248 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you love her, take her back to the beach all the time so she can window shop for the big dick(s) she is going to replace you with. Then watch her after she has left you to see what a REAL satisfied woman looks like. After that, have some potato salad and resign yourself to your destiny of only being able to satisfy Blow-Up Betty.
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2006-09-07 13:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
For starters, stop going to nude beaches. What did u expect when u go to places like that?
2006-09-07 13:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by cheetah7 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
talk to her and ask what is going on. and dont bring her back to beach, she will begin to fall for those guys and secretly hook up with them and u will laughed at and left alone forever. keep her away from other guys and from the beach or have kids with her, she will most likely stay.
2006-09-07 13:34:27 · answer #11 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋