How to fake diarrhea?
I want ot get out of school tomorow.
2006-09-07 13:21:22 · 11 answers · asked by Nick L 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just say you have it
2006-09-07 13:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by junkee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"some old coffee grounds and a fresh horchata, a rather ordinary fecal harvest into five wonderfully realistic samples of fake diarrhea..."
2006-09-07 13:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a crap in a plastic bag and dilute it with water, pour it in the bed in the morning and tell your mum you had an accident. That ought to work!
2006-09-07 13:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. I don't think anybody really checks up on this. You can just go into the bathroom frequently and say you have it. No one is probably listening or looking or whatever.
2006-09-07 13:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Rvn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go into the bathroom often, stand there for a while, then flish the toilet and act like you don't feel well. Simple as that. Gross though...
2006-09-07 13:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by subzerofun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive done it before crack 2 eggs and put them in a bowl then add brown sugar and chopped up corn or carotts then add refried beans stir and pour in toilet smells horibble and looks nasty
2006-09-07 13:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have a ex lax and drink it with apple cider and chase it down with some prunes! have fun!
2006-09-07 13:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by Shayla <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since when the *** does having diarrea get u out of school
2006-09-07 13:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink castor oil and orange juice and u wont have to fake it. lol
2006-09-07 13:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by a curious lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET A BUNCH OF HOUSHOLD PRODUCTS AND DUMP THEM IN THE THE TOILET
2006-09-07 13:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by Brian CURTIS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋