2006-09-07 13:12:08 · 24 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was expecting a picture....
2006-09-07 13:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Easy as DOS.
Go to the nearest seller of bootleg software. Be sure to ask for the cheapest, generic program they have available. Make sure you get an ANTI-virus program. If you install a program with a different virus, you run the risk of cross-contamination. Floppy discs are best.
When you get home, put on your HAZ-MAT suit (you DO have one, don't you?) and install the program. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, click on "recommended" option buttons. These are created as a diversion by lazy programmers and data entry personnel. You paid good bucks for this program, so go for it! Use all the options available.
If this doesn't work for you, go back to the seller. There may be an updated version for sale.
2006-09-07 22:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by dudette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you already have the virus and gave it to your computer.
2006-09-07 20:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the virus you are talking about... The only way to avoid it is to wear a condom on your nose!!!!!
2006-09-07 20:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with UVRay, wear a condom on each hand before touching the keyboard
2006-09-07 20:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Rrf00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find the system Restore button easy huh!
2006-09-08 10:55:03 · answer #6 · answered by •Sir Leon• 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Computer viruses don't infect people just computers don't worry about it.
2006-09-08 01:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by warren10ca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's use Jimbo's bass to fight the virus...we can get him another one later ;)
2006-09-07 22:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soak that baby with Lysol!
2006-09-08 14:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by apocalypso blues 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away and dont share food or water
2006-09-08 11:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a condom on your eyes and fingers
2006-09-07 20:19:18 · answer #11 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋