2006-09-07 11:00:41 · 7 answers · asked by Bashek 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Your Mama's So Fat....
- she DJ's for the ice cream truck!
- she eats cereal out of a satellite dish!
- when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she
said the one on the roof!
- even God couldn't raise her spirits!
- even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
- she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
- when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George
Washington's nose.
- she eats Wheat THICKS.
- she's the main ingredient in Ding Dongs.
- she was Miss Arizona -- class battleship.
- the AIDS quilt can't cover her.
- the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
- she masturbates while looking at pictures in a cookbook.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Your mama talks so much
her mouth is like a convenience store, open 24 hours a day!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Your Mama's So Stupid....
- at the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign Here', she
put Sagittarius!
- when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones!
- she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album!
- that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked
on Phonics."!
- she thought Beirut was a famous home run hitter.
- she went to drug rehab because she thought she was Hooked on Phonics.
- she makes blind children cry!
- you could stick her face in dough and it would make monster cookies!
- I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for
bringing her back."!
- when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes!
- she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the ****?"
- the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down.
- her parents first named her "Accident".
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yo Mama is so fat when God
said, "Let there be light,' he told her to move her fat *** out of the
way!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yo Mama got so many teeth
missing it looks like her tongue is in jail!
2006-09-07 11:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by daddysboicub 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so fat, they have to load her up with the plane luggage.
Your mama's so fat, they have to get her out so that the plane can take off.
Your mama's so fat, the bullet train got overtook by a tractor.
Your mama's so fat, any car she drives becomes a front wheel drive.
Your mama's so big, your family get to save the money for a christmas tree every year.
Your mama's so big, they didn't need to put her in a mascot suit.
Your mama's so big, she didn't need to lift her skirt to stop the traffic.
Your mama's so big, Shaq couldn't get a point off her all season.
2006-09-07 18:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by Saffren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mamma's pussy is so nasty they have to eat it on fear factor
yo mamma so stupid I told her to do the robot now r2d2 has aids
your mama so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs
Yo mama so poor I stepped on a cigarette butt and she said who turned off the heating?
Your mamma’s so fat even god couldn’t lift her spirits
Your mamas so fat:
*When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
*When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
2006-09-07 18:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by holly w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's glasses are so thick, she can look on the map and see people waving.
2006-09-07 18:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by bye bye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom's like a brick she's flat on all sides and gets laid by mexicans.
2006-09-07 18:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by polarescape4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is like a squirrel always lookin for a nut
2006-09-07 18:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by boricua12903 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.
2006-09-07 18:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋