2006-09-07 10:21:41 · 16 answers · asked by peaceandlove. ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
2006-09-07 10:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by iluvmynotebook 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any jokes about a pegleg/wooden leg. Examples:
Yo momma got a pegleg with a kickstand
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches
Yo momma got a wooden leg with termites
Yo momma's wooden leg came with a parrot and an eyepatch
2006-09-07 17:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by The Rent Is 2 D@mn High! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think yo momma jokes and blonde jokes are all really mean.
2006-09-07 17:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by Puddleglum 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and said "who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and they marked her absent.
2006-09-07 17:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by itsa_me23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate the yo momma is fat jokes..
2006-09-07 20:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mommas so nasty...they had to rename STDs after her.
2006-09-07 17:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by j@mE$ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) yo mamma's so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slid
2.) yo mamma's so fat when she sees a school bus, she runs outside yellin "TWINKIE!!!!" then, she has to take a nap from runnin half a block tryin to catch it so she can eat it!!!!
3.) you're so ugly, when you were born yo mamma got slapped!!!!
4.) yo mamma's so mean, even bullets think twice!!!!
5.) yo mamma...... she's like a soda machine........only $0.25 a pop!
6.) yo mamma's so fat when you went to the store...... she ate the entire bakery section!
well, that's all i got so far but......... i'll update when i get the chance!!!!
2006-09-07 17:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sammi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any yo momma joke directed at someone whos mom died within the last year are usually the best. i mean they are sick and very tasteless... but in terms of crossing the line they are the best.
2006-09-07 17:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by Allen G 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
yo, yo momma needs to die, son
2006-09-07 17:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas to fat to sit on a 600 by 6000 ft chair
yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mamas so blonde shes smart
yo mammas so stupid she looked down the toliet and said yum choco puffs
yo mammas so fat she makes jello look stiff
yo mammas so weird she goes from a hundred to 1
i know alot more just didn't put them down
2006-09-07 17:28:46 · answer #10 · answered by taylor h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so fat, the sun revolves around her.
2006-09-07 17:25:03 · answer #11 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋