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2006-09-07 08:59:35 · 25 answers · asked by Sue Chef 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Not the same as saying they are crazy.
Thanks.
2006-09-07 09:00:13 · update #1
Well, when I was in school, we use to say...
"He has to wear a hockey helmet but isnt on the team"
Or...
He goes to school on the "Short Bus"
2006-09-07 09:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by ToddMc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elevator doesn't always go to the top floor
Cornbread isn't fully cooked
Not playing with a full deck of cards
Someone has been sniffing a little too much elmers
That man needs a serious bran muffin
Someone took their turtle pills this morning
2006-09-07 09:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is short a few marbles.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Missed his turn when brains were passed out.
If he was as tall as he is dumb, could drink out of the roof gutters and would have to stoop down.
If stupidity was painful, the pain would kill him.
2006-09-07 09:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I moved to Texas, I learned that it was okay to say anything about a person as long as you added 'bless their heart' at the end. For example: "She is as dumb and a box of rocks, bless her heart.
But to your point, my two favorites are:
She is as dim as a 15 watt light bulb.
Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
2006-09-07 09:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by Cheeky_Chunky_monky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a ********, dope, idiot, numb skull, derr brain, thicky, wally.
Thick as two short planks
a sandwich short of a picnic
Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
Enough to give an aspirin a headache (trying to explain things twice to a pathetico!)
Dolly dimple = simple
2006-09-07 09:06:05 · answer #5 · answered by mumsie4 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you jk, yousadummie sir! Not the sharpest tool in the shed/brightest crayon in the box, dummy
2006-09-07 09:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by Joey W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
he hasn't got all the milk boxes in his fridge
not all his horses are home
2006-09-07 11:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by johanna m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
2006-09-07 09:03:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My standard phrase is that "They are about as smart as a box of rocks."
2006-09-07 10:43:48 · answer #9 · answered by Mykl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sous Chef. Not too smart.
I'm a fan of nincompoop, cretin, and simpleton. Or just retarded.
2006-09-07 09:03:18 · answer #10 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋