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The time is comming, that time is now. Before the Universe you must take a bow. The Lord sits upon the Egg of Power, gazing below from the Watchtower, waiting for the Hatching hatch hour-by-hour, to unleash upon the Earth a firey shower. Breathing life with fire, high upon the throne, the Universe is lone, the one Empire. It will posses one man if the need be dire. He shall scorch the earth with flames and gasses. Death and suffering let be by the masses, let flow through the land like cold molasses. Hope is for those who abandon what's now. Listen to me and I'll show you how. There is no god and there is no devil. The Dragon is on a higher level. Follow him now and you will be saved, for the road to eternity will be paved.

2006-09-07 08:57:11 · 22 answers · asked by King of Babylon 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

To the morons... this is metaphoric.

2006-09-07 09:07:29 · update #1

22 answers

OK, you talked me into it... :)

2006-09-07 09:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by Cait 5 · 2 0

There are many lords of Chaos, and mine is the strongest. Bow to him, oh Raziel, lest your spiritual existence is forefeit, your dragons are engulfing you in flames, your elves pierce your heart with their arrows. Know the power of Ishamael, and let the truest lord of Chaos rule. Give me thine points, imposter, or witness the true might of Chaos. Ha-ha-ha(vanishes with manical laughter in a puff of smoke).

2016-03-27 01:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

There is a God and There is a devil. The only one I will bow down to is The Almighty God! He sent his only begotten son, Jesus Christ, to save us from the fires of hell and damnation, all we have to do is believe in him, and shall not parish, but have everlasting life!
I know My God exists, and he is the only living God. He answers prayers. Time and time again he has answered mine! And still does. I will never lose my faith! And will never bow down before any anti-Christ!

2006-09-07 09:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by Gramms 4 · 1 1

You have way, way, way too much time on your hands. I hope your just joking around and that you don't take yourself seriously. Are you being serious, funny, stupid? Does the "Dragon" speak to you using you Alphabets cereal in the morning. Maybe you can here the Dragon's soft whispers in your own flatulence. Eh? Grow up already. Your not cool, your not funny; you are a child! Enough already! Okay? Gosh.

2006-09-07 09:02:12 · answer #4 · answered by Billy 3 · 1 2

But the road to eternity is paved with good intentions.

Nice rhyming scheme

2006-09-07 08:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Would that be the Welsh dragon (the natianal emblem of Wales)?

Do we now have to bow down to the people of Wales and do everything they say incase they smite us with fire?

2006-09-07 09:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Trevor 7 · 0 2

Wow nice word play, get a job and if you are at your job do it.
I will not bow
Simply stand
Out of you I will make a man
Stop the hiding
Feel no shame
I'm just better at this word game.
hehe j\k

2006-09-07 09:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0 2

Dude, lay off the Camelot pc game lol.
I'd only bow before you if you were naked and had a big schlong

2006-09-07 09:00:10 · answer #8 · answered by ~The Bytch 2 · 2 1

no I will not you can chop my head off or nail me to a cross or take before a firing squad or any other kind of puishment I will only bow before Jesus Christ.

2006-09-07 09:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by valgal115 6 · 1 1

Will thou dragon bend before my buttocks and kiss?

2006-09-07 09:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by wrtrchk 5 · 0 1

Dragons huh? Ookaay guy.

2006-09-07 09:05:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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