My monkey has been bad....
Needs to be taught a lesson!! Should he be spanked?? If so, for how long and at what ferocity should the poor monkey get it?
2006-09-07 08:10:33 · 27 answers · asked by Ash S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
just go STROKE the kitty and you'll be fine!!!
2006-09-07 08:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ferocity and length of time a bad monkey should be spanked totally depends on the individual monkey. Get to know your monkey, spend lots of quality time with him and soon you will know exactly how he should be spanked!
2006-09-07 08:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by miss_nursie_nurse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the severity of the misbehaviour. If it's one of those monkey's with the hairless prominent bottoms, a few good whacks with a stick should do. However, if there is a fine layer of hair or the bottom has thick skin, then a few hours worth of belt-beatings could scarcely suffice...
2006-09-07 08:15:47 · answer #3 · answered by Rox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teach your monkey a lesson he will never forget! Spank that bad boy hardcore until he throws up!
2006-09-07 08:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tend to take issues like that up with the church. bashing bishops is normally just as good as spanking monkeys, especially if the poor monkey is watching...
2006-09-07 08:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Schorpe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Yes spank your monkey hard and for as long as you think it deserves
Naughty ol Monkey
2006-09-09 10:57:52 · answer #6 · answered by Tinker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps, if the monkey has been bad enough, you should get Pam and her 5 lovely sisters to help you discipline it.
2006-09-07 08:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by Paul D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spanking your monkey may give you hairy palms and an overwhelming feeling of guilt.
2006-09-13 16:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by john e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your all funny you people make me laugh. If it's a cute monkey beat it until his bum is blue and scratchy, then put him to hang. The cute ones get away with murder.
2006-09-07 09:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't spank that little monkey your self get the headmistress to do it discipline and correction are her thing tell her to spank him till he spits
2006-09-12 13:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be very fierce. that behavior is not tolerated here. Do it for as long as it takes to get the reaction you're looking for.
2006-09-07 08:13:17 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋