who can answer these question? and there is a answer?

Question

my professer asked us these Questions the first day in class this semester. There really is logical answers.....lol...........hmmmm can u do it?

1) how would you get a giraffe in a refrigerator?

2) how would you get a elephant in a refrigerator?

3) If the lion king was hosting a party, and all the animals in the jungle came except one , which animal did not come?

4) if you were in the jungle , and you had to cross a river that was FULL of crocodiles , how would you get to the other side?



REALLY THINK ABOUT THIS ONE ....10 points for correct answer

Answer 1

1) Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, close the door.

2) Open the refrigerator door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

3) The elephant. He's still in the refrigerator.

4) Swim, since the crocodiles are all at the party.

Answer 2

how would you get a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door put the giraffe in and close the door.

How do you put a elaphant in a refrigerador

Open the door take the giraffe out put the elaphant in close the door

There is a party all the animals are there exept for one who isn't at the party

The elephant, he is in the refrigerador

There is a swamp infestided by alligators and you have no boat to get across the lake. How do you get across the lake

Go ahead and swim, the alligators are at the party

Answer 3

1) In small pieces
2) In small pieces
3) The Lioness
4) Walk across the river on the Crocodiles backs.

Answer 4

for #1 and #2 get a big game permit, shoot em, chop em up and put them in there.

3. the one that was not on the extinction list when the invitations were sent out.

4. I would walk downstream until I found a bridge. Or find a really big pole vault.

Answer 5

That is a very old joke.

Answer 6

what he said