one to get yah goin..
Mary Mary
quite contrary,
trim that pu__y
it's so effin hairy
2006-09-07 07:40:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his
Fuc++n dick
2006-09-07 07:56:57 · update #1
A squeamish young fellow named Brand
Thought caressing his penis was grand.
But he viewed with distaste
The gelatinous paste
That it left in the palm of his hand.
2006-09-07 08:10:37 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok a bit rude but i'll soften the sware words, has to be said in a yorkshire accent as High Green is a town near Sheffield.
their was a young man from high green
who invented a wan@ing machine
the f$£king thing brok
It chopped of his co*k
and whipped his balls into icecream
2006-09-07 14:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by flibertyjib 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was my Fav from school.
There was an old man from china
He wasnt a very good climber
he sliped on a rock
and cut his ****
now he has a vigina
And Also
Uncle Bill
Had a ten foot willy
he should it to the girls next door
they thought it was a snake
so cut it with a rake
now its only six foot four.
L8R
2006-09-07 14:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by the_falcon_1987 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jack & Jill went up the hill
to fetch a bucket of water
Jack came down
with a bump on his crown
and it wasn't for the water.
2006-09-07 15:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by Savant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to be read in a chirpy cokney manner...
my old man's a dustman,
he wears a dustman's cap, he took me round the corner
to watch a football match.
fatty passed to thinny
and thinny passed it back,
fatty took a rotten shot and knocked the goaslie flat.
where was the goalie when the ball was in the net?
halfway up the telephone pole with his knickers round his neck.
they laid him on a stretcher,
they laid him on a bed,
they wiped his bum with pedigree chum and this is what he said...
my old man's a dustman,
he wears a dustman's cap,
he farted through a key-hole and paralysed the cat.
the cat ran up the chimney,
it couldn't bear the smell, and half a brick fell on his dick he shouted bloody hell...
2006-09-07 14:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by phedro 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Said the Cardinal to Mother Superior
"Your singing is quite inferior"
She,..not to be crass
Did show some real class
and said" You can kiss my Posterior"
2006-09-07 15:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by Croeso 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore
humpty dumpty fell on the floor
all the kings horses and all the kings men
bent the ***** over and fucked her again
AND
There was a young vampire called mabel
whose periods were very unstable
one night at full moon she sat on a spoon
and drank herself under the table
L8RS
2006-09-07 14:55:30 · answer #7 · answered by louise12041987 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A copper from near Clapham Junction
Had penis that just would not function
For the rest of his life
He misled his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon
2006-09-07 15:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mary had a little sheep
And with that sheep,
she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb.
2006-09-07 14:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by kiteeze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little bird in the sky
dropping things from way up high.
Angry farmer wipes his eye
very glad that cows don't fly.
2006-09-07 14:47:24 · answer #10 · answered by little_friend 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋