2006-09-07 06:58:16 · 61 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
More make-believe from Lothario - given your total lack of respect for women (proven by your string of posted "questions"), there is NO way you have one woman in your life, much less 2.
Time to go do your homework now, little boy!
2006-09-07 13:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You fell in love with a stripper u met 1 time??? Tell her exactly what you've told everyone on yahoo, she'd probably love to get a divorce.... If your marriage means so little to you that your going to throw it all away for a stripper u don't no, then u should go c a lawyer first thing tommorrow that'll be a funny thing for a judge to hear! She'll get everything and will be happy!
2006-09-07 07:52:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can start by hiring a good lawyer cause you're going to need it. Unless you have a pre-nup then your wife gets half your stuff and you'll probably end up paying alimony.
You probably won't look nearly as good to the stripper after you're broke. Oh, wait does the stripper even know you from any of her other customers.
You should definetly get a divorce and spare your wife the pain of being married to such an idiot.
2006-09-07 07:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jason S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes i wonder about the stupid questions that teachers told me dont exist but are being asked here everyday. Use your brain do you really think she loves u what are you crazy? She only wants the money in your pocket and not the pencil p*nis u have in your pants. May be your wife does not need a piece of crap like u ....... think about its only about sex nothing more once u have accomplished that if the stripper lets you without charging you then u realize how good it was and the grass is not always greener on the other side!!!!
2006-09-07 07:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - LMAO - "fell in love with a stripper" last night - man are you stupid! But ok - just walk up to your wife and say "Nice day, honey, isn't it - Oh, by the way, I met a stripper last night, and now I want to give you the house, the car, and all my money - because I want a divorce." I think she'll say yes!
2006-09-07 07:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by wild_orchid_tx36 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think you fell in love with a stripper in ONE NIGHT....your wife is LUCKY to get a divorce from you...she will be better off....so just do her a favor and file for the divorce right away!
2006-09-07 07:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious...you ARE NOT for real....Well you know what if you are at a strip joint..then you need not worry about telling her..because I can only bet she has some secrets that you are clueless about..CHECK IT OUT... lets take inventory.....does she tell you not to go to the strip joint...... does she try to stop you...does she cry and screem and throw a fit..or does she throw herself infront of the vehicle to make you not go..hmmmmm.now lets see how the otherside is...is she smiling when you leave...does she kiss you good bye...does she say have a good time and stands outside and waves as you go off into the sunset.....if she is doing this stuff you better know she has a first rate secret.. So go ahead dont worry she may be waiting for you to go ahead..because she doesnt want to be the one to break it off with you.. I am almost sure she will not be surprised ..but i am sure you will be when she tells you what she has to tell you..the reason I tell you this is because it happened to a friend of mine...She was seeing another man for a very long time and they caught her ....so, she had to come out with it...she was gathering 2 payrolls from 2 different men ..her husbands and her lover..for 11 years..that is why I tell you..She left her husband with all their kids and she took off..with her lover.. Good Luck..
2006-09-07 07:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by ck1_content 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my x-husband came home from work and started crying. When I asked why he said he didn't love me and wanted a divorce. I said okay ~ then I took him for everything he had, which wasn't much! I already owned the house and 2 cars, he on the other hand had a new girlfriend 21 ~ he was 45 ~ oh, and a brand new baby!!!! Funny thing ~ new he wants to come back! Make sure you know what you want. Because most women won't forgive a man who has ever been with another woman after being married to them
2006-09-07 07:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by JUNONNKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You not in love you are in lust, and won't be for long after the stripper takes all your money. How about you say this to your wife before you leave, " Honey , I'm sorry you have wasted all these years with me, I am an idiot and I don't deserve you, I think you should go now befors I ruin both of our lives anymore than I already have."
2006-09-07 07:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by yummymummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are in a world of trouble, if you think your life will be peachy cream, 1st of all, you do not know her. 2nd of all who said she will want to be with you. 3rd You are going to leave your wife, probably, the best thing that has ever happened to you, for a stripper? It sounds as if you need to mature, and grow up. Life is now always greener on the other side.
2006-09-07 07:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by roseannetb@verizon.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your style, sir. I like it bigtime.
But keep in mind, the word "divorce" comes from a Latin derivative meaning "to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet". As for the new stripper, getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Maybe you should tell your old-lady that you have clinical depression and need time alone to reflect...and then try out the stripper chick before setting anything in stone.
2006-09-07 07:04:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋