Zany magic hypothetical question alert!
If you coudl turn anyone into anyone else, or even into anything else (animal, object, whatever) for as long as you wished, what would you do to the following people?
1) George W. Bush?
2) Osama bin Laden?
3) yourself?
4) your significant other/bf/gf/spouse/ partner/crush
5) Terrell Owens
6) Tom Cruise
7) Paris Hilton
8) Rosie O'Donnell
9) Eminem
10) Dick Cheney
11) Saddam Hussein
12) David Hasslehoff
13) Lucky number 13, pick anyone else and what you would turn them into!
2006-09-07 05:51:20 · 6 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nookey: why Owl for Saddam and Osama? I just don't see it....
2006-09-07 07:36:13 · update #1
1) G.W.B.: turn into a silverfish so he could be squished out of existance with no one even noticing... Or turned into one of the victims of 9/11 so that he can get a taste of what his war mongering actually does.
2) O.B.L.: turn into a white boy "black guy" wannabe, in the middle of Harlem (NY). Let us see how fast this "wigger" can run!
3) Myself: Too many things to mention, but the first one which comes to mind would be a great white shark off the coast of Australia.
4) My Wife: I would turn her into anyone or anything she wanted. In my fantasies, I would make her look like Tiffany Mynx, in her 1992-1993 period.
5) Terrell Owens: I don't know who this is, so I can't offer a valid opinion.
6) Tom Cruise: Into a fat, pimply, ugly smelly beer burping white trash loser who runs around claiming "But I AM Tom Cruise! Why won't anyone (HIC!) see that? (BURP!)".
7) Paris Hilton: I would turn her into a starving child in the "third world" so that she see how lucky she's got it... Little miss rich b*tch!
8) Rosie O'Donnell: I would turn her into Jack Black... and vice-versa. Just for kicks, actually!
9) Eminem: I would turn him into an M&M chocolate, so that he can be eaten, forgotten, and finally defecated.
10) Dick Cheney: I can't post my answer on THIS board... sorry!
11) Saddam: I would turn him into one of those women he raped and tortured and scarred for life... Again, just to give him a taste of his own medicine. Sick bastard!
12) David Hasselhoff: I would turn him into the character of Al Bundy (from Married With Children"... Just because he reminds me of Al, hidden under a fake exterior.
13) I would turn my neighbours into undead/zombies because they wouldn't be so noisy, and if they were to try to eat my (or my wife's) flesh, I would have an excuse to crush their brains in!
Cheers!
(this was fun!)
2006-09-07 06:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow nice question...
1) Pig
2) Owl
3) Lion
4) Deer (mom)
5) Cow
6) Cheetah (cruiser)
7) *****
8) 'Taxi'
9) Gutter
10) "Di ldo"
11) Owl
12) Car
13) I'll turn Angelina Jolie to my wife
2006-09-07 06:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would change George W. Bush into Bill Clinton. What a nice president he was.
2006-09-07 05:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by salima_guriya 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would turn myself into a GOD and tell all the jews exactly what they've been chosen for all eternity! Eternal regret, remorse,and damnation! To live to the end of time knowing they have no hope what so ever!
2006-09-07 06:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My ex
Into an ANT
So someone could step on him
2006-09-07 05:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id turn eminem into my pet rock
2006-09-07 05:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jeannie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋