Why do men have such a hard time aiming properly when urinating ?

Question

It's so annoying !

That works on children but men get highly offended by that suggestion.

Answer 1

It's very simple. I am 67 and I have been sitting down to urinate for over 40 years and I haven't missed yet. Also, I never hear "put the seat down". It's just a matter of courtesy and thinking about others who use our bathroom.

Answer 2

Alot of dumb things males do can be blamed on the male's unability to pay attention or give a d*mn to anything else but his selfish agenda.

Males in general will deny this, but i they rarely pay attention to anything that doesn't directly affect them. This is also true about women too, as it is a plague on humanity; we live in an increasingly individualistic selfish society which promotes slef-centeredness (? is that a word?) at the cost of all others.

People in general will not care about what they do regardless of the consequences on other people.

Urinating is the same.... It seems that men think (or rather DO NOT think and hence the problem!) that they are the LAST person to use the bathroom, and that some kind of automated robot maid will pop out of thin air after they leave to clean up after them.

Here at work (hell), one of the lady's male kids (an 18 year old p*ss* boy actually) couldn't aim properly and would always leave a mess every time he used the bathroom. I kept thinking to myself how painful it must be for his girl/boy friend if his aim is as bad in bed!

I myself take pride in the fact that I have perfect aim in the bathroom, which probably comes from the fact that I do not have a robotoc maid at my disposal; I in fact clean the bathroom, so I know how disgusting it can get. I also usually urinate sitting down (well at least at home), unless it's an emergency and I cannot hold it for any longer!

I blame this mostly on the fact that male are brought up, educated, and then filled with ideals of selfishness; to not give a **** about anybody else unless it satisfies their own selfish agenda. There are of course exceptions to this rule!

Hope this helps you a bit!

Answer 3

It's not a case of aiming. Most men do that well. However, sometimes the foreskin can slightly cover the urinary opening or the penis may have been exposed to cooler weather and be temporarily smaller. (There was a study done once, that under normal urinating, the splashing into the toilet bowl water can "spray" out.) There can be other reasons that have created a slight off-flow too of misguided urine. And maybe the urinater is purposely writing his name, or whatever, in the water? The solution: sit to urinate but don't let the boys in the locker room know that!

Answer 4

There are many factors that affect this. If a man has just had sexual intercourse, it is extremely hard to urinate properly, because the urethra has been distorted in shape temporarily, causing unpredictable results. Also, simply, most men are slobs, and they need to put the toilet seat up. I dont know what the big deal is when women complain about the seat being up. At least it is not soaked with urine! I think it is more work to wipe a urine soaked seat than to set it back down.

Answer 5

could it be the inside is crook it or that the toilet is 2 low 2 aim properly.. true some really don't give a care and just let it spray .. i never had that problem with my family of 3 males.. it was the outsider's coming over.. and i would tell them if you can't aim better, go outside and find a tree or bush..

Answer 6

I sometimes do that at the beginning when I start urinating but that is only because I am uncircumsized and my foreskin spreads the urine everywhere. lol

Or sometimes when I urinate with my skin back, I get a stream of urine to literal point way over to one side while I am pointing my shlong directly at the bowl. I don't know why that happens.

Just make sure they clean it up when they do spill.

Answer 7

I don't know but if you find a solution to that problem let me know! I have 3 males in the house - plus 2 more up and coming - I told them to sit until they figured out how to aim! lol.

Answer 8

Urine comes out at a certain speed and from a certain height and when it makes contact with more water of course it is going to splash.

Answer 9

My wife asked the same question one day. I told her to "grab on and do the aiming herself". She literally painted the bathroom with it. Don't harass us about it, you women couldn't aim if you wanted to.

Answer 10

The urine does not always come on in one straight stream. Not as easy as it sounds, heh females?