How could I retell the story of the three bears or little red riding hood in a moare modern day twist?????

Question

I have this ridiculous homework assignment I need to do in my class. I have to retell the three little bears or little red riding hood in a more modern day twist. I can't really think of anything worth writing about. I read a few other's in my class, and they all sound good. But I cant think of anything that everyone else has already done. Could yall help me out by giving me a few hints??? thank you!

Answer 1

Have Goldilocks in the 3 bears be a Republican who belives it's here god given right to bear arms and who enters the bears' home, shoots all three of the bears, even the little cub, despite the illegality of doing so, thus demonstrating the conservatives' principles of killing anything they can.

Answer 2

Little Red Riding Hood - Modern twist/ back in the days when it was written people had to be worried about getting lost in the woods and being eaten by wolves. Just substitute today's mordern fears: Getting lost in the city and getting attacked by a pedofile.

As for the Three Little Bears, Turn the cottage into a semi-detached house and the porridge into weetabix (Too Hard, Too Soggy and Just Right).

Answer 3

Hummer did a pretty good version of the 3 bears in a commercial.

Papa Bear finds his Original Hummer in the garage, Mama bear finds her H-2 in the garage, baby bear has an empty garage, then shows the girl driving the H-3

Besides that, sttick with the classics, they are timeless.

Answer 4

This sounds like a KOOL assignment - your teacher must be mad to let you run away and go nuts with this... Can you imagine where you could take this???

Little Red could be anything or anyone at all - how about a con-man and she and Grannie, (her trusty but slow and shaky and hard of hearing accomplice, "Eh...what's that you say???,) do a job on the old wolf and take him for all of his IRA retirement money and a his Disney World Pension Plan money...

Just fit in some real-life characters that sort of remind you of the fairy tale characters and go from there.. Like, could you picture Usama Bin Ladin as the big bad wolf? ...or could the three bears be members of your favorite rock group and could you fit in for the part of Goldie locks?

Yeah.. like.. One day I was boppin' through the forest, ( just left the mall - it was boreing,) ...with my I-pod in my ear and listening to ...?.... when suddenly I saw a very KOOL condo on the beach; it looked like Malabu at sunset. I checked the name on the mailbox and guess whose house it was... Wow was I freaked...

Good luck.. have fun and let us know what you come up with.

((((( r u randy? )))))

Answer 5

have little red riding hood get pregnat after some rough sex with little bear. seems to be all that happens now so it will work for a story i guess. oh and make the bears human.

Answer 6

You can go totally Hood as in New Jack City, or go totally horror and make up some really twisted stuff.

And DON'T use porn. That's been done to death.

Answer 7

You could have the bears pose as misunderstood individuals who live in a warehouse district, and Goldilocks as their friend, until one day she discovers a deep, dark secret, and turns against them.

Answer 8

make the bears a gangsta family in the ghetto and miss goldilocks the preppy girl from a rich neighborhood who drives a mercedes, and she went there to make a drug deal

Answer 9

shouldnt the bear be sneaking in our house to eat our porridge???


but i like the go hood one, but the lil bear shoud catch up to goldie locks and slap while he says ***** bettah have my money and make it collards he hehehehe let me stop

Answer 10

Funny! 10!