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2006-09-07 04:32:44 · 22 answers · asked by The Raging Monkey 5 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

i just read that he just got a kid. It's freaking scary. I swear it's wearing a toupee.

2006-09-07 04:39:21 · update #1

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Tom Cruise is the most terrible spawn of Satan to ever walk this planet and by allowing him to live on this planet, God is punishing all of those that live here. If we had a just God, he would surely rid the world of this pompous, pretentious, self-righteous douche bag.

Just in case you didn't know, Tom Cruise got fired. He got fired for being a douche bag. Maybe there is truth and justice in this world.

2006-09-07 04:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by Allen G 3 · 3 0

tell me u no him. ok u dont hes an actor that well gets paid a little too much for the movies he makes. hes married to katie holmes whos like 20 years yunger then him and he has a cute little daughter named suri shes 4 months old. ok the end

2006-09-07 11:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tom Cruise is a fricken whackjob.

2006-09-07 11:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by THE LONER 3 · 1 0

he is a very famous celebrity that has starred in some of the most famous movies. such as Top Gun, War of the Worlds, collateral and mission impossible 1,2,3.

2006-09-07 11:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by bluidangel55 1 · 0 0

"Tom Cruise" is the codename for a previously-secret FBI project involving alien remains and bad sci-fi novels.

2006-09-07 11:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thou SHall not judge the man you lot. Dude, He's an actor.

2006-09-07 11:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by Blkoke 2 · 0 0

An alien posing as a human. He has fooled lots of people but not me! His baby has alien eyes!!!

2006-09-07 11:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0 0

Katie Holmes~* 'Baby Daddy'*!!!!!!!! The real question is: Who is Katie Holmes, and is that really Chris Klein's baby!?

2006-09-07 11:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by ~2Sxy4u!~ 4 · 0 0

A weirdo

2006-09-07 11:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

an evil bastard who hypnotized hottie Katie Holmes into having sex with him and producing a baby with weird hair.

2006-09-07 11:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by jivesucka 6 · 1 0

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