Anyone cast some actors for these Hollywood films?
Assuming they re-release nursery rhymes...
a) Little Bo Peep
A shepherdess near the Israeli border loses one of her flock and sets out to find it with cataclysmic results.
b) Humpty Dumpty
Devastated by his business' collapse,Humpty sits on the precipice contemplating suicide..
c) Hansel & Gretel
Fleeing a dysfunctional family,the kids seek refuge in the woods,not knowing the terror that awaits...
d) Little Miss Muffet
Sitting in the Sanatorium garden during treatment for Arachnaphobia,she faces her worst nightmare...
e) Wee willy winky
A prisoner of a tortured mind,he stalks the streets of foggy London....and he's looking for children...
f) There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She lives in a size 114 1/2.
The Developers want her out.
She wants justice.
And she's armed.
G) Jack & the Beanstalk
Failed genetic engineer discovers cure for global famine.
But,above him,lies a horrible price to pay......
2006-09-07 03:14:57 · 11 answers · asked by misterviv 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hi!
After only 5 answers,I'm impressed! Choosing best is going to be a tough one....
By the way, anyone not familiar with these nursery rhymes- Google them for background info...
P.S- Why aren't you lot working as casting agents?
2006-09-07 03:34:44 · update #1
a) Penelope Cruz (as long as she works on her accent)
b) Bob Hoskins
c) Orlando and Keira
d) Winona Ryder
e) Johhny Depp
f) Helen Mirren
g) Ewan McGregor
2006-09-07 06:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by kiteeze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a. Bo Bice as Little Bo Peep
b. Fat Joe as Humpty Dumpty
c. Jack and Kelly Osbourne as Hansel and Gretel
d. Paris Hilton as Miss Mutton, I mean Muffet
e. R. Kelly as Wee willy winky
f. A draw between Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walter as the Old Woman
g. Last, but definitely not least Donald Trump as Jack
Great Question!
2006-09-07 10:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Etienne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A : Rachel Weizz - sounds vaguely reminiscent of "The Mummy" and she was quite good in that.
B: Matt Le Blanc - sounds rather like his own career at the moment
C: That kid that was in the 6th sense (haley Joel Osmond or something?) as we havent seen him for a while and Emma Roberts (Julia's niece) as she is mean t to be the next big thing
D: Charlise Theron - she was very good in Devil's Advocate as the slightly crazed wife of Keanu Reeve's character
E McKenzie Crook - he just looks right for the part
F Dame Judy Dench - she's old, she could act the part with conviction and she has just enough spunk to pull off an automatic hand gun
G David Swimmer - haven't seen him for a while...
2006-09-07 10:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by dragonwithpurplepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a) Bo Peep - Jodie Foster - good at finding her flock
b) Humpty Dumpty - Jim Carrey - can imagine him contemplating suicide
c) Hansel and Gretel - Emma Watson and Oliver Davis (from Rodney) talented kids
d) Little Miss Muffet - Winona Ryder - can face nitemares well
e) Wee willy winky - Nicholas Cage - he has the talent to pull it off realistically
f) Old shoe woman - Tyne Daly (Judging Amy) - she ll fite for justice!!
g) Jack - Rick Moranis - he'll fail and then come out brilliant for something else
2006-09-07 12:44:07 · answer #4 · answered by starewq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A: Hillary Duff.
B: Robert DiNiro.
C: Hayley Joe Osmet & (the little blond girl from "Signs").
D: Winona Ryder.
E: Has to be Michael Jackson.
F: Dame Judy Dench.
G: Denzel Washington.
Classic question by the way - well done.
2006-09-07 10:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by He who knows _____ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a) Paris Hylton
b) Mel Gibson
c) Orlando and Keira
d) Jodie Foster
e) Hugh Grant
f) Sigourney Weaver
g) Jeff Goldblum
2006-09-07 10:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by Nix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a) Sarah Michelle Gellar
b) Meat Loaf
c) The little girl in war of the worlds and the kid that plays chesney in coronation street
d) Naomi Watts
e) Danny Devito
f) Maggie Smith
g) Christian Bale
2006-09-07 14:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by Kimmyray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a-Natalie Portman
b-Jim Carrey or Will Ferrell
c-Jake & Maggie Gyllenhall
d--Rose McGowan
e-Michael Jackson
f-Cloris Leachman
g-Johnny Depp
2006-09-07 10:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by paddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a.) the girl in the "Mr. Brightside" video by The Killers
b.) Louie Anderson
c.) Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
d.)
e.) Michael Jackson
f.)
g.)
2006-09-07 10:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. jessica simpson
2. Bernie mac
3. Angelina and her brother
4. Britney spears
5. Martin short
6. rosie o'donnel
7. dick cheney!
2006-09-07 11:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋