Turned around and whacked me upside my head with a bag of skittles.
2006-09-07 02:26:33 · 29 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
were they sweets or the 10 pin bowling variety because that would be harsh!!!!
if it was the sweet the sweet variety say
"taste the rainbow this b*tch" and dump her ina cart and push her into a big stand of beans.
if it is the 10 pin bowling variety get a bowling ball and bowling it into her midriff shouting "STRIKE!"
2006-09-07 06:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by jonny_nowhere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have fallen to the floor and claimed an injury. You could sue the old lady. If you find the right lawyer, you could even sue the store for damages. Heck why not sue the company that makes Skittles? They were obviously at fault just like gun manufacturers.
2006-09-07 09:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by troythom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you seen Meg Ryan's famous scene from when HARRY MET SALLY?. That would be the perfect time to fake a loud public you know what. Starring @ the old Lady tell her: OOOH Yeah!! Just like That! Hit me again. Harder faster. I love it when you hit me!!
She would run in terror thinking you to be some lesbian S&M Freak osessed with old women. With any luck she'd allready payed for the skittles and you could keep them as payment for your grammy winning performance.
2006-09-07 12:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by prada guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be careful next time and have a spare bag of skittles handy. and do not take a place in the line next to an old woman anymore.
2006-09-07 09:30:57 · answer #4 · answered by 123321m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have hit the deck and gone into convulsions, foaming at the mouth, shaking etc, if she didnt care then she is a looney, if she freaked out then she is nasty and you should have scared the **** out of her then threatened to sue
Maybe next time she will think twice
(were u speaking in foul language or something to set her off??)
wish id been there!!
2006-09-07 09:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by livachic2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you do something to her first? Probably not. For some reason old people seem to think they can do and say anything they want but they will gripe if a young person does the same thing. Go figure.
2006-09-07 09:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by couchP56 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you do to deserve this? If you did do something wrong say sorry and punch her in the face. If you didn't do anything wrong say, "excuse me but why did you just hit me with those skittles?"
2006-09-07 09:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by j_son_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? What did you do to her? If it ever happens again (highly doubtful unless it's the same old lady) have her arrested for assault. That'll teach her to keep her Skittles to herself.
2006-09-07 09:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the little Debbie section, buy a box of Donut Sticks, Smother them in lotion and then impale her!!
It's just that easy.
2006-09-07 12:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by That_guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats when you get the big bag of mega M&M's and keep whacking her until she cries for you to stop
2006-09-07 09:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by bobsdidi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋