2006-09-07 02:23:11 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay..Pay very close attention because gnomiology is very tricky.
You've no doubt seen or heard of the traveling gnome and seen people who take people's gnomes on vacationwith them and send home pictures of the gnomes across Europe etc...
According to garden gnome mythology, they are frozen and unable to move when under human observation. They desperatly long to see other places but due to the curse can not comunicate with their owners to say where. Some badly travel-deprived gnomes have been known to give very specific hints such as your cream cheese incedent.
First some background:Cream cheese was developed by a New York dairy man near current Manhatten in 1872 and first distributed by A.L. Reynolds In silver wrapping out of Phillidelphia in 1880 (thus "philly-cream cheese). And the Yiddish word for cream cheese (SCHMEAR) describes the way it is "smeared" as on a bagel.
Your gnomes are simply telling you where they want you to take them. Obviously somewhere in New York because that's where cream cheese is from. But not Philly; if they wanted Philly they would have left the cream cheese in the silver wrapping. By smearing it on you they are aluding to "schmere" the Yiddish word for cream cheese. Since Yiddish is a dialect from N german/Jewish origination, Manhatten would be the clear choice. (Lots more jews in Manhatten than Philly). This seemed simple to me so I don't mind helping you out this time. I'm kinda suprised you didn't figure this one out yourself. For future reference; if they cover you in salsa-take them to Mexico, Spaghetti sauce-Italy, see how this works. If they cover you in lengthy replies they may be fishing for 10 POINTS!!!
2006-09-07 03:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by prada guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ain't a garden gnome and it wasn't cream cheese I was spreading on you
2006-09-07 02:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That you wanted to be part of the Big Brother - All Stars game the night the gnomes came alive and threw pies in their faces.
2006-09-07 02:33:05 · answer #3 · answered by Ash84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it doesn't mean anything, they are garden gnomes and therefore stupid......if they were house gnomes I would have been getting worried. cream cheese is part of the mating ritual
2006-09-07 06:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by jonny_nowhere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means they want you to smear chunky peanut butter (not that creamy junk) on the fist square of sidewalk on each side of the driveway. Then you must place two snails, one rollie pollie and five tator tots in the center of each square. Only then will the gnomes be pleased.
2006-09-07 02:33:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honesty, i did not see my Gnomes very last nighttime and have not considered them in the present day to verify with them. I do snigger with them after we meet! it truly is continuously relaxing contained in the backyard, there is one particular Gnome that I shop a watch on, i recognize her to demise! you're taking care! Jimmy.
2016-11-25 02:18:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you've been sleeping over at special ed's house
2006-09-07 02:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means that your bf has come up lame and needs replacing and/or you aren't getting enough cheese cake in your diet. the gnomes are merely the messengers, it's up to you to act on it!
thanks for the visual btw... ;-)
2006-09-07 03:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make sure next time he uses butter before the cream cheese it makes it creamier!
2006-09-07 02:30:24 · answer #9 · answered by bobsdidi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you better be careful because tonight they're going to spread the jelly and have their way with you. :)
2006-09-07 03:27:24 · answer #10 · answered by Cait 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋