2006-09-07 02:22:07 · 13 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
With deepest sympathy
2006-09-07 02:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by Angel D 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wish i could think, of something to say,
to make your birthday nice.
But it's been fifty years, and too many beers,
And you look like you've been here twice.
I got you a wig - you know, just in-case.
And botox for all of your head.
But they caught in the breeze, in the bushes and trees.
And the Pug looks real good, but he's dead.
LOL! Happy Birthday!
2006-09-07 03:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lordy Lordy look who's fifty
Hugs from a Loving Mom to a Brilliant, as well as beautiful 8 year old Jared and Our Angel, Zachary (taken to soon but who will always remain in our heart) ~ Mel
2006-09-07 02:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by jaredsmommy2004 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Forget the card, get them a singing telegram.
Most kissagram companies will do it for you.
2006-09-07 02:25:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! In cat years you are a hundred and eleventy twelve!
2006-09-07 02:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by deebradley2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're only as old as the man/woman you feel - and I'm
more of a flirty message I suppose...
2006-09-07 03:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the butter which is water, is heaven or earth or neither?
(means nothing but you can bet that they will remember that message forever)
2006-09-07 02:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by christopher r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're turning 50... Don't be sad.. just be happy you're not dead
2006-09-07 02:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy sixth decade! ;-)
2006-09-07 02:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by WillORNG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope i look that good when im 50!
2006-09-07 02:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋