FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's WAY of saying *!#@ YOU!
2006-09-07 01:47:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
LOL.....LOL that is so funny,,,,,,,,,,,but true! You have us down to a science! Good job!!.So what's your problem?..
Don't you agree that men have their own language. Like
Huh
He didn't hear you because he has you on automatic (tune her out).
Now What did I do????? Apparently men were blamed a lot while growing up, because they still ask the question..They no doubt did it! (what ever IT was)..
Again????
Their daily question about the garbage..!!!!! They really don't get it!
Curse words!!!!!!!!
AREN'T YOU READY YET!!!!!you look fine with no make-up?!
If you say so!!!!
they know they are losing the battle.....
O.K. I'll go in the store with you but lets just get it and get out!
Store Fetish.( all boys must have fallen in the store hole at least once in their life when little) They have no patience!!!!
O.K.BABY....My sugar lump, honey bun.!!!!!!!
Butter the wife up for some together time later YOU know!!!...
This was fun to do John Q!!!! Yours was right on! Funny!
2006-09-07 02:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by mom of a boy and girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS SOOO TRUE!
I laughed when I read what you wrote! Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
As for WHY we have our own language, that is a good question and I don't have an answer for it. All I know is that men and women have different ways of thinking and processing information, generally. Some days I wish I had my own interpreter when talking with a few guys I know!! :)
2006-09-07 01:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FINE John! In another FIVE MINUTES maybe I'll explain it to you...oh you asking me why I'm mad at you right now???well it's NOTHING! Don't worry about me John just GO AHEAD and have a nice damn day...LOUD SIGH...Oh pleasse eee don't try to say your sorry....THAT'S OKAY....THANKS for nothing! Uggghhhggghhh....WHATEVER!
p.s. don't know what you are talking about John...what other language?
2006-09-07 01:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by vampire angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha....thats great and so true!! Why do women talk like this? I think's its just part of our nature and for some reason we keep doing it even though we know men just dont get it! You should right a book on women's language!
2006-09-07 01:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cos they are talking bad about men
2006-09-07 04:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by 185 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't matter why if you understand it.
2006-09-07 02:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by lala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋