act now MRS. ??? we can cure your impotence....I'm a woman...geeeshh
2006-09-07 02:01:36
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answered by BookLovr5 5
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I get loads from various banks trying to tell me that my online banking account has been suspended unless I click on a link and type in my password. Since I don't hold any bank account at all at the moment, I am rather flattered that about six different companies all think they enjoy my business. I get the usual pieces of Nigerian spam and strangers offering me several million US dollars if I give them my bank account details, but again, since I don't have an account, I can't obilge. If I added together all the sums of money I have been offered from Africa and the Far East I would be a billionaire several times over. With that in mind, most of the rest of my spam is usually from the usual pharmacy companies who want me to buy the latest product to increase the size of my manhood.
I did have quite a good one the other week, which informed me thank you for the order you have placed, your credit card has been charged, and your items will be here soon. Thankfully, I don't have a credit card to charge, but I can only imagine what would happen if someone emailed them back to complain. Can you give me your name, address and card details please so we can look you up? Bang. You'd be several hundred quid out of pocket. I thought this one actually quite ingenious - in the process of complaining for a non-existant order you would unwittingly give out your card details.
Most of it now I don't even read. It's the best way.
2006-09-07 06:36:07
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answered by Mental Mickey 6
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Email. Can't remember but I got a phone call the other day from some young preteen out of the blue asking me if I wanted to talk about the bible.
I don't think it was that random.
2006-09-07 01:49:25
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answered by JustLynn 6
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I had an email this morning from someone offering to help my erectel disfunction. Lol! I am a 50 year old woman.
2006-09-07 01:58:32
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answer #4
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answered by couchP56 6
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I had one from someone asking me to go on something called 'meatspin'. I left that alone because, well you never listen to a random person who e-mails you.
2006-09-07 04:18:00
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answer #5
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answered by pedlamaniacs 2
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i got one from someone it told me to come here and i did
what a waste of time
and i am at level 4 now
2006-09-07 02:00:18
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answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7
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Deep fried in batter with mushy peas
2006-09-07 01:54:02
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answered by torbrexbones 4
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an email frommyself to myslef telling me to buy cheap shares in myself now, before the price rises.
2006-09-07 01:44:47
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answered by Anonymous
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That is funny!! HE HE HE !!! LOL I received an e-mail, asking if I want to see Swedish chicks having sex w/ animals...Yuck!!!
2006-09-07 01:44:31
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answered by Naomi 4
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Hmmm.. a number of my cutting-edge aside of "getting a best penis" were truly wierd: a million. "loose spankings on your area" 2. "You received a loose can of Drano!" 3. "lavatory Paper Bikini"
2016-11-25 02:16:13
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answered by Anonymous
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hey I had that 1 too
2006-09-07 01:44:35
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answered by Anonymous
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