Is it now true that whoever dies with the most virtual friends wins?

Question

Look at facebook. Isn't that the most egocentric & introverted device ever invented?

Look at me and all my super-cool interests (much cooler than yours).
Look at all my witty drivel (much wittier than anything you have to say).
Look at all the Nobel Prize-worthy antics I've performed in my life (I have had a much better life than you).
Look at my 2,541 friends (much more than you could ever hope to have).
But most of all, just look at me.

Answer 1

I guess that's virtually true, but I wonder if anyone really cares.

Answer 2

Sure- you win, but you're still dead.