me and my girlfriend were experimenting sexually last night and we had the urged to get her mothers marble egg ornament to stick it up her f***y. but unfortunately for her, it has got stuck and she is shortly due on her period...WHAT SHALL WE DO?
2006-09-07 00:15:05 · 30 answers · asked by super lea 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
this is true
2006-09-07 00:24:02 · update #1
Sounds like an embarassing trip to the ER. I suggest not doing that one again. Your poor g/f! I bet she is cussing you right now.
2006-09-07 00:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Nicole M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shes got 'pelvic floor' muscles that are a bit like the ones you have when you do a pooh. Ask her to sit on the loo and imagine she's constipated. She needs to push using her pelvic floor muscles (the ones she uses to stop her weeing) and then they shoud come down enough for you to get them with some tweezers.
The nurse will try this before she has to opporate... yup thats what will happen next unless you let them stay there and cause an infection stopping both of you from doing 'it' again.
2006-09-08 16:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by Wicked Top. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she's go good muscles then she might be able to push it out. If not then you both need to go down the hospital or doctors.
Consider it a lesson learned! Inserting foreign objects into a woman's vagina can cause a whole lot more problems than it just getting stuck!
2006-09-07 07:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by Alfa Female 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get A Life
2006-09-11 03:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by Xena 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same like me. My boyfriend stuck in my hole a old type soda bottle with a marble in it.Only when climbing down the steps I heard the marble rattle and guessed the bottle was still inside. Then came my periods, and the bottle gushed out like a newborn.
Keep up the patience. Afterall you were quite patient when inserting it.
2006-09-07 07:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by stoneman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wasnt egg-actly the smartest thing u ever done i bet? first of all poaching ur mums egg-spensive ornament and then to stick it in your gf!!
wot a cluckin stupid thing to do.
time for you 2 to scrammble on down to the doctors and lay all your problems out and let him/her have a gander at it.
Sorry for all the bad puns but i couldnt resist. U prob think im quackers!?!
2006-09-07 08:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by robbiek_85 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The things people do in the privacy of their bedroom! On a serious note,you will have to take her to hospital so that it is removed.Take courage,suffer the embarrassment but save her from deformity or internal harm.
2006-09-09 22:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry for what happened,it's not advissable to try and insert anything foreign in our bodies. The best thing you can do now is to see a medical practioner who will be i a position to remove it a a safe way. The earlier the better.
2006-09-07 07:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by phario 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it is big then it could be some obstacle of some sort to her, and cause a problem or two, besides being uncomfortable! I know its embarrassing, but the hospital is your best bet
2006-09-07 07:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by blueheartz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
smile
laugh
cry
what do you think you should do?
visit a friggin doctor, have it surgically removed?
call the police and report the marble egg stolen?
2006-09-07 07:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋