"there was something really good on the telly" is wearing a bit thin now !
2006-09-06 22:11:57 · 40 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
barry g they can stick their 15 mins of fame up their **** !
2006-09-06 22:25:50 · update #1
I was too busy answering questions on Yahoo! Answers.
2006-09-06 22:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by DTFC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If anyone has a suggestion, it's already been used.
I always thought I'd heard them all in 50 years, but people like yourself always come up with a new one.
I could write a book.
Best I heard was a big fire in the neighborhood and couldn't drive the car. Street blocked.
That can be verified. Didn't fly.
2006-09-06 22:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really bad but I have used them. I have said that there was a lost child in the train station and I had to take him to the station managers office and wait until his mother found him as he was so upset. I have also said that somebody tried to snatch my bag on my to work. All you need to do is go in looking really flustered (act out of breath, shook up, hair messed). Of course you can only use these once but I guarantee they will work every time for all of you!
2006-09-06 23:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by Shelley S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sat down on the bus/tube and someone had p*ssed/spilled beer on the seat, so you had to go home and change.
I guess bursting into tears and using the Womens excuse (I Was A Day Early) wouldn't work for you.
2006-09-07 10:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by sarah c 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run, literally, into work. As you pass everyone, saying "hi," head for the crapper. Spend about 10 minutes in there. Repeat all day. At some point, if they still don't get it, casually mention that you have flaming diarrhea.
2006-09-06 22:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by angrysandwichguy1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no good excuse for being late for work. Or you could just tell them that you are a lazy bugger and couldn't be bothered to get up on time.
2006-09-06 22:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell your boss, what I told mine. Merely tell him that you were on your way to work while eating ur nuggets, but you ran out of nugget sauce. Now this is a horrible thing which they will understand. So tell them that you went on a quest for the sauce of nuggetness. But the only thing you could find was a homless man. So you paid him 5$ to use his anal fluid as your new found NUGGET SAUCE!!! This reason got me 2 weeks paid vacation. It's amazing.
2006-09-06 22:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by rammit m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was very ill last night and didn't get to sleep until early this morning (while shaking a little) so I'm sorry I'm late but missed my alarm.
They'll be chuffed that you showed up at all! :p
2006-09-10 01:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live on a farm, the excusses i always come up with is......our fence is down and our cattle were out in the road. Works everytime.
2006-09-06 22:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by poorboychristian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a manager I can offer this advice:
Your boss is probably so sick of tired excuses (s)he'd be pleasantly surprised if you just owned up and apologised.
2006-09-06 22:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by FrozenCamel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋