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2006-09-06 20:48:25 · 14 answers · asked by jv637 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Talk about funny crimes, burp, rub their belly's and eat more donut's..plus some to go!
2006-09-06 20:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by StormyRain 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donuts have a special form of yeast used in them which when eaten in large doses increases the mind in the area of deduction. By sending all cops to the donut shop for their daily intake of donuts more criminals are captured and the world is a safer place. The donuts are also used as signals for undercover cops with the colour of the icing used as code. So messages can be passed safely back and forth. Just remember that if you go to a donut shop never leave a plate behind with a half eaten yellow icing donut and a half eaten pink icing donut, or before you know it your home will be raided by frantic cops.
2006-09-06 20:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As much as I woul like to say that they eat donuts and drink coffee, I think they sit around and wait for something to happen. i've heard stories, and being a cop isnt always fun. Most of the time you sit around a wait. Hmmm.... but they are lucky that they get to eat donuts all the time :)
2006-09-06 20:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by aaron.pixel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is where we cops must meet in the morning, lunch hour, evenings, weekends, and holidays because the courthouse is only open from 9 to 5. Some of us have found it distracting to meet at the courthouse even during weekday hours because we have become so accustomed to meeting at the donut shop.
You should actually thank us for meeting at the the donut shop because it saves taxpayer dollars since we don't have to turn on the lights in our designated meeting room at the courthouse.
2006-09-06 20:54:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
they enter the donut shop where they see a white man robbing the place. they go up to the next cash register as the white man robbing the place looks at them. the cops order a dozen glazed and walk out.
2006-09-06 20:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew Shlmn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they ivestigate the ingredients and have them anilised ,as they have to be looking as if they are busy ,they will ask to see the manager and question him on the where abouts of the invoices of these ingredient ,and ask to have several batches brought to them so they can test them for quality ,,but as you know several would have to be eaten before they can decide weather to arrest or not ,,,,but after a long and filling morning they tell the manager they will have to remove the entire stock,as they feel there is something criminal going on ,
after removing the entire stock they return to the station ,where someone of a lower rank puts the kettle on and they all sit and stuff their faces ,
this is where the name piggs comes from
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2006-09-06 20:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by whitecloud 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not enough... If it were kids hanging out as long as some cops do, the owners would tell them to take a hike but they never seem to bother the cops...
Sounds like discrimination to me!
2006-09-06 20:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Nitrox Frogy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
arresting donuts that immigrated illegaly in the donut store
2006-09-06 20:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by antigone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They become 'pigs' hence the association with donuts and cops being swine.
2006-09-06 20:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Clean the toilets for some extra cash.
2006-09-06 20:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Stryker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋