2006-09-06 20:46:16 · 9 answers · asked by lisa s 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
When a disgusting brute of a human being, if not a child who has yet to complete toilet-training, accidentally defecates during flatulation, the act may be lovingly dubbed a "shart." And when such an act is caused by a sudden, violent cough or sneeze, during an illness in which the body is weakened by high fever and malaise, it may also be known as a "coughing shart" or "sneezing shart." It has NEVER happened to me since I've had a long-term memory, so I can only imagine that it would be a very uncomfortable sensation, entailing burning skin around the anus along with a sudden hot-then-cold feeling of slime allover the buttocks, making it extremely difficult to hobble to the bathtub or shower. It would also be a very treacherous stain to try to remove from white underwear, thus I shall NEVER commit such a ghastly deed so long as there's a breath in my body!
2006-09-09 13:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
a shart is a rather young term describing in full detail without actually saying a thing that is improper except by context alone.
a shart is a nasty fart, combining the word fart and the word sh!t, so that when said in a sentence makes perfect sense.
"Ah man, did you see that? That guy just shartted, right in his pants. WoooEE, that shart was rank!"
2006-09-06 20:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shart is what happens when you think you have to fart and you push, then it usually turns into an accidental poop. Usually this is why people poop their pants. Word breakup **** + Fart = Shart at least I think that's how it was named.
2013-11-09 13:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by George 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's when you fart and a little bit of sh*t comes out. The term "Shart" is used and explained in the movie "Along Came Polly"
2006-09-06 20:55:30 · answer #4 · answered by The Pig! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shart is a shirt in Texas.
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2006-09-06 20:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
its a fart with turd particles mixed in on the exit. usually means you should pay the bathroom a visit and after that slip into a fresh pair of undies
2006-09-06 20:52:51 · answer #6 · answered by rawkfist310 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
answer # 1 is correct, and yet, so is answer # 2
2006-09-06 20:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by thrag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a Sh*t and a fart...a juicer
2006-09-06 20:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by j@mE$ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shart is when u cup ur palms over ur hole and push out ur diahreeah scat YUM
2014-05-16 09:01:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋