2006-09-06 19:35:18 · 8 answers · asked by Jeezuss Jan 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Oh sho honey.
Serve him wit some deeverse papers an collec all his money.
Why would a man wanna play such a mean trick on a woman as bertaferl and holy as you.
Lawd have mercy. mm mm mm
2006-09-07 19:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Viola Shumski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C'mon Jan. You know the followers love you, but you've got to start facing facts. You can't keep covering for your elderly closet queen husband.
Have you pray, Pray, PRAAAAAAAAAYED to God to forgive you for using that hunky body double and trying to pass him off as Paul? Listen Sugar.... I KNOW what Paul's saggy azz looks like (don't ask me how) and that was not Paul's hind end.
Stop this sherade right now or I'll let everyone know what you whispered in my ear while I was "doing" you as Paul's body double. By the way....you didn't pay me near enough.
I'll be by tomorrow to collect. Remember....like the good book says, You'll always best when you're on your knees........***wink wink***
2006-09-07 22:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if he sold it to jerry it just might show up on the air waves be sure to get half of the profit then divorce him
2006-09-07 02:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by dalecollins64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeez Jan, There HAS to be a better market than Fallwell (maybe Jerry Springer)
2006-09-08 08:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think you should video yourself having sex with his brother and then give it away free to all of his co workers, friends, ect. Then once he is crying in the corner slap him with divorce papers. PRAYYYYYY PRAYYYY for him!
2006-09-08 15:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think you should ask for a cut of the money. You can earn a great living selling those to evangelist.
2006-09-07 02:38:58 · answer #6 · answered by brandylita 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't think so it probably just means he thinks highly of your sack sesssions!!!just get halve the profit and be done with it....it's not worth all that trouble
2006-09-07 02:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by lady b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should divorce you for even thinking of divorce.
2006-09-07 02:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by deed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋