I want to get a TON of answers & Tell me anything....A joke, a secret, how you are doing, what you ate for dinner....I don't care!! Just try to amuse me!!!
:P
2006-09-06 18:30:56 · 8 answers · asked by Catcanscratch 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
YES humble subjects!!! AMUSE ME!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Not really!! Actually I am pretty humble BUT I am not wasting 5 pts for NO answers!!
Thank you to everyone who answers my question!! :)
2006-09-06 18:46:15 · update #1
A woman and her husband have been married many many years. Her life is finally coming to an end. Her husband and her have kept no secrets from each other their entire married life, except one. She is on her deathbed, and calls her husband into the room. She says honey, I have never kept anything from you except this one thing... Go to the closet and get the box toward the back. So he did what she asked. She said, when you and I were first married my mom told me the secret to a happy marriage. She told me that whenever I got mad at you all I should do is make a doll out of material. So the wife opened the box and out comes one single doll. The husband was so touched, there was a single tear that fell down his cheek. He said she was only mad at me one time our whole married life. Then out comes $20,000 and he said well what was the money for? To which she replied, that is the money I got from selling all the dolls.
Hope this brightens your day, and I hope you get many things that amuse you today!
2006-09-06 18:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by Lilat180 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting....
Sardars in India are considered as the most confusing people in the world. Here are few examples:
Wrong Answer Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at DEMAN CONSTRUCTION office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to Reddy". Santa: And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Punjab I should get the job!" Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong. "Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put down 'I don't know' as the answer. And you wrote 'Neither do I'!"
Road to Station Sardarji praising his son who is a Civil engineer, who just laid a road near his house. "Wow! This is terrific! Look at the job he has done! The distance from my house to the railway station is the same as the railway station to my house!!!!!!!!"
Green TV Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."
Just a second Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
Salary Expected Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes.
2006-09-07 01:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Raja 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your majesty is very kind to allow humble servants to amuse you , what about a could shower majesty it will pour blued on your brain and wake you up to the reality ,
2006-09-07 01:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by santa s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this should amuse you, i think you have a really sexy picture up there, i like the cartoon type, i just broke up with betty boop to get with you!!
2006-09-07 01:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was standing on a street.
She noticed another blonde on the other side.
She asked" How do you get on the other side?"
The other blonde replied "Stupid! you are on the other side!"
2006-09-07 01:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by David S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JOKE OF THE DAY- NO OFFENSE INTENDED!!
It may be that your purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
2006-09-07 01:35:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! what happened? i am at work, and well, i can't really amuse you because i am working. anyways, good luck!
2006-09-07 01:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Inquirer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, now what does this accomplish?
2006-09-07 01:33:01 · answer #8 · answered by tcaz33a 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋