''Apparently, Keith Richards goes to Switzerland and changes his blood; not like one pint, but like a f*****g Chevrolet, all of it! And I gotta know, who gets his blood? Is there some old Swiss man going, 'Heidi! We gotta go on tour you b***h! Gotta pay for Mick's babies!' I know that when we're all dead and gone, Keith will still be here with 6 cockroaches going, 'Hey, I smoked your uncle, did you know that? Fuckin' crazy!'''
From Live on Broadway 2002.
2006-09-10 10:11:50
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answered by Seph7 4
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We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.(From Dead Poet's Society)
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.(Good Will Hunting)
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
And my personal favourite:
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
;)
2006-09-06 18:38:17
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answered by tanja_christina 3
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O Captain, my Captain - Dead Poets Society
O dark thirty - Good Morning Viet Nam
just because your mommy and daddy got a divorce doesn't mean they don't love you - Mrs. Doubtfire
I've only been a woman for a day and already I'm having hot flashes (while his fake boobs are on fire) -Mrs. Doubtfire
2006-09-06 18:15:53
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answered by LatterDaySaint and loving it 6
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"The Puritans got kicked out of England! How uptight do you have to be to have the English kick you out?"
2006-09-06 18:18:47
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answered by szydkids 5
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"And you relize how they can drink so much they could wear a skirt and not care!"
Dont know why but its funny cuz im from scottland!
2006-09-06 18:07:26
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answered by Anonymous
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"I like taking dick" - Robin Williams to some dude behind him
2006-09-06 18:08:56
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answered by Anonymous
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brace yourself effie. (mrs. doubtfire)
2006-09-10 07:18:55
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answered by Anonymous
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"..............I can't work with males coz i used to be one"
Mrs Doubtfire - pure class!
2006-09-06 21:51:31
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answered by Anonymous
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is "Nanu Nanu" a quote? I think so.
2006-09-06 18:08:38
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answered by Anonymous
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"Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money".
2006-09-06 18:09:05
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answered by MaqAtak 4
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