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I did something that I am not proud of. I live with my mother and my brother. A week ago, for some strange reason my mother decided to try something new for lunch, “Mountain Oysters”. I thought they were some kind of oysters, but they did not seemed like oysters at all, they just looked like big oval balls, about the size of two softballs. Anyway, when she told us that they were bull testicles….first I was shocked, then started laughing. My brother was just staring at them with a serious face. But then I noticed that my brother begin to blush, and I could not help but to laugh uncontrollable at him, and my mother too. Then she left to do some more shopping. First I was joking with him about the oysters, then got courage and picked up one of the “oysters” to embarrassed him even more. THEN I got a little carried away and without thinking just throw the “ball” very hard into his balls!!! He doubled over to his knees and then fell to the side, his face became pale, he was down for more than five minutes, and the sight of him holding his balls with the big ball just next to him was too much for me, and I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes! He then got up, and was real mad, and just locked himself in his room. He never told my mother, I guess he was too embarrassed. He did not eat the oysters, lol.
Now I feel kinda bad for him. What can I do?

2006-09-06 17:37:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Psychology

11 answers

Buy him a jockstrap and cup. And why would anyone try eating those anyways.

2006-09-06 17:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by playswithstuff 2 · 0 1

You are a bad, bad girl. And you posted this question because it's not really advice that you seek for on here... but encouragement for the bad things you've done. It's never funny at all. You are so mean... and I bet you're proud being mean, too. Fúcking bítch.

I even doubt you'd apologize at all to your brother. Your type doesn't know the meaning of apology.

2006-09-06 20:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by Mike N. D 3 · 1 0

You can start by not posting this question any more, you are only supposed to post once. Read the rules.

As for what you did or claim to have done. There are words for people like you, but Yahoo will bleep them out. Apologize, seriously. Tell him you will never do it again. Then try to act like a sister should act. Grow up

2006-09-06 17:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by starting over 6 · 1 0

If you feel bad maybe he'll find a way to get back at you for firing a bulls nut's at him.
Maybe he'll shave your head while you sleep, or maybe dump a couple pounds of sugar into you gas tank.
Better yet, maybe he'll slip you a "mickey" and you'll wake up with a homeless guy jamming his dirty, crusty co_ck up your a_ss, while another bum is eating your p*ssy.
Wow, maybe you should apologize to the poor kid and kiss his a_ss for a week or two, before this escalates into something unpleasant, stupid b*tch!!

2006-09-06 17:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Pray 4 Mojo 3 · 1 0

First, you need to grow up. What you did was not in the least bit funny. You should apologize to your brother and tell your mom what you did. Are you aware that you could damage your brother for life by pulling a stunt like that? Tell your mom.

2006-09-06 17:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1 0

go get a boys bike and ride real fast , allow your feet to slip of the petals if you can hold your self and walk home laughing after crashing down on your own goodies , then all is forgiven

2006-09-06 17:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by Kitten,Doc 6 · 1 0

yes, u went over board. Apologise to him and tell him u are just joking and u know u went overboard. Then tell yourself u will never do such things again. Be more sensitive to certain issue.

2006-09-06 17:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by Renew 2 · 1 0

First, you should know that he felt too too too painful! It feels like hitting your breast! So having this much pain in your mind, you should feel sorry for what you did to him and apologize and ask him to forgive you.

2006-09-06 18:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by moonface 2 · 1 0

say your sorry it was a joke!

ad it was funny:) lol

2006-09-06 17:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by samo 1 · 0 1

thats really, really mean...and not funny. grow up.

2006-09-06 17:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by scrappy06 3 · 1 0

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