I did something that I am not proud of. I live with my mother and my brother. A week ago, for some strange reason my mother decided to try something new for lunch, “Mountain Oysters”. I thought they were some kind of oysters, but they did not seemed like oysters at all, they just looked like big oval balls, about the size of two softballs. Anyway, when she told us that they were bull testicles….first I was shocked, then started laughing. My brother was just staring at them with a serious face. But then I noticed that my brother begin to blush, and I could not help but to laugh uncontrollable at him, and my mother too. Then she left to do some more shopping. First I was joking with him about the oysters, then got courage and picked up one of the “oysters” to embarrassed him even more. THEN I got a little carried away and without thinking just throw the “ball” very hard into his balls!!! He doubled over to his knees and then fell to the side, his face became pale, he was down for more than five minutes, and the sight of him holding his balls with the big ball just next to him was too much for me, and I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes! He then got up, and was real mad, and just locked himself in his room. He never told my mother, I guess he was too embarrassed. He did not eat the oysters, lol.
Now I feel kinda bad for him. What can I do?
2006-09-06 17:36:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
I think its time for you to go to sleep, nite nite!
2006-09-06 17:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by laney45 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Would you like a little neice or nephew from him someday? If you continue behavior like that, you may not get the chance. I hope that you didn't make him infertile. You sound like you need help!
2006-09-07 01:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Mom of One in Wisconsin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear i see the funny side but you have bruized your brother ego. tell him that your sorry with a straight face and tell him in a few years he will be laughing about it
2006-09-07 00:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This reads like fiction
2006-09-07 07:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by trivial 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty mean and immature to throw it at him, especially considering where you were aiming it too.
Best to apologize and mean it.
2006-09-07 00:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you let your brother hit you and you can both be even
2006-09-07 00:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
TRY apologizing to him.
2006-09-07 00:40:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
try saying your sorry
2006-09-07 00:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by k dog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋