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Put a tube in your butt, put the other end of the tube in your mouth. Eat a bunch of beans, Fart and inhale deeply.
Do this as often as possible, at least 3 times per hour.
Dr. Kel

2006-09-06 17:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ask your doctor what you should do. Or perhaps a steady diet of hard boiled eggs would do the trick. Either way that doesn't sound healty.

I would also avoid smoking or open flames while on your new "diet"

2006-09-07 00:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by beatnik 3 · 1 1

Eat all the foods you mum told you to avoid and hook a hose to you bum.

2006-09-07 03:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0 0

Beans! Eat beans!

2006-09-07 00:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You should eat lots of it then, and make a follow-up appointment to stink up his office with your explosive flatulence.

2006-09-07 00:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by NA 6 · 0 1

methane ?

2006-09-07 00:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

what is methane?

2006-09-07 00:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by justme 4 · 0 1

no kidding here should prob. listen to your DR.

2006-09-07 00:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by howcor 3 · 0 1

stick your head up a cow's butt and wait.

2006-09-07 00:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 0 1

if your doctor says so ...

2006-09-07 00:29:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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