2006-09-06 17:01:51 · 23 answers · asked by Al Bundy 4 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Get your lawn chair and binoculars and go sit in the front yard and watch them back.
ps ~ dont forget the cooler and beer too.
2006-09-06 17:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ACT NATURAL. Do not make any sudden movements. Keep talking in a normal tone of voice. Keeping your body low, take all illicit drugs and anything else like records of your embezzlement into the bathroom. Turn on the shower and start singing. Tear up or burn any papers. Make sure you don't put so much in the toilet that it won't flush. Start flushing and continue until all evidence is gone or the SWAT team arrives, whichever comes first. From there, it's up to you if you want to go out the bathroom window and hope you can get away or you can hope you got everything and welcome the invaders. If no one ever comes to the door, just chalk it up as a trial run. If you had nothing to hide, this should have been an easy exercise and I'll enjoy talking to you when you get released in 10-25 years.
2006-09-07 00:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As they say put on a show. Go outside in your underwear and sit on the steps and check your underarms and stuff for bugs. Don't forget to drool and scratch your self a lot. If you get bored bite your toe nails, that is always a show stopper. Have fun. It is what it is!
2006-09-07 00:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by aggie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the prudent course of action would be to wrap a dishrag around your head, put on your step-fathers bathrobe, and run up and down the street frantically shouting things about the will of Allah...
2006-09-07 00:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by intoxicatedturtle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you can tell is a surveillance truck, most likely it is not.
2006-09-07 00:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by galactic_man_of_leisure 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call the cops and report the nosy bastards.
Just because you may be involved in illegal activities does not mean you're not entitled to a little privacy!
2006-09-07 00:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by Jay 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Flowers
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2006-09-07 00:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Fester 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flush your stuff down the toilet and hide the guns in the floorboards while the TV is on full volume on the Telenovelas.
2006-09-07 00:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go over to the van and tell them you're ordering a pizza and what they would like on their half.
2006-09-07 00:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by Search4truth 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bring 'em some donuts!
2006-09-07 00:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by abracadabragal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋