2006-09-06 16:16:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Call every church you know (from a payphone or with your number blocked). Request a bible and someone to come share the word of God with them as they aren't able to get out. Call every cable company in the book and request service. Tear out all those little cards in the magazines that say pay later and mail them (I wouldn't recommend this as it is mail fraud, I am just answering your question.)
Call every a/c repair in the book and ask for a quote on new system or to clean the duct work. Call and order food to be delivered. Advertise a garage sale at their house that starts at 6 am and is indoors. All you have to day is write the ad down and get a money order and drop it off at the newspaper office. If you have their number advertise a brand new car, must sell for like half the cost of its value.
Go to a thriftshop and buy an outfit you would never normally wear and a hat. You don't want to be recognized. Rent a car and go out to the local hangout for teens on a friday or saturday night. Tell a group or two or three that whoever does the best job of wrapping the house without getting caught will win 150 dollars. It's up to you to pay em. But at least they wont recognize you or your car.LOL.
Call up places you know they do business with and be a complete jerk to the people. Make sure you say don't you know who this is and then say their name a few times during each call. If it is a members only place tell them if you dont like the way I speak to you can kiss my rear, what are you gonna do, ban me. THEY will. Rub doody on the handles of their vehicles.
The list could go on forever, but I am tired.
2006-09-06 16:28:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sign them up as intersted in any fundlementalist groups (organise a meeting with Scientology experts...the Jahovers... the jews...the muslism...even budhists) just keep sending them over!!
2006-09-06 23:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take all decorations out of thier yard...potted plants, bird baths...works even better during the hoildays..lots of stuff then. Once you have everything, you place it in your other neighbors yard. They think they stole their stuff, & you get to sit back & watch the fight...LOL
2006-09-06 23:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by Amyboo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
call them everyday using a different excuse......... new windows a small survey, carpet cleaners, garbage removal, duct cleaning etc. make sure to use a blocked number
2006-09-06 23:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put them in every magazine mailing address, free trial membership stuff, try before you buy would be the best they recieve stuff they have to pay for or pay to send back.. lose lose kinda thing......
2006-09-06 23:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by phoenix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write " fork you" in their yard by sticking plastic forks into the ground.
2006-09-06 23:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by armywifetp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
send them fruit of the month in their name.
2006-09-06 23:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by recyclingmamma@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
order pizza to their hosue
2006-09-06 23:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by Dex's Gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋