2006-09-06 16:15:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Pull your sack skin taut, then staple it to your leg.
Good luck nasty balls.
2006-09-06 16:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not an original answer, only want to change the genders of the two women to two men. Otherwise great answer.
guitaryogi
LOL - okay you need to seduce two women and get them both in your bed. When you do tell one of them to undress and the other one to undress you. Then sit spread eagle on your bed and have the girl with clothes on sit really close to you between your legs (but she shouldn't touch you). The girl that is naked should sit behind you and she should put her arms around your chest (she shouldn't touch you either). Then all of you should start repeating the mantra: "nut sack smooth like silk" as the moon climbs through the ecliptic. When it has then rise up and swing your pelvis back and forth (not touching the women) so your nut-sack slaps against your *** and then against your low belly. Do this until the sun begins to rise. The new day will bring a new nut-sack - one free of wrinkles. To maintain this - you must thank the women and send them on their way without ever touching either of them. Good luck
2006-09-06 16:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by David Y 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL - okay you need to seduce two women and get them both in your bed. When you do tell one of them to undress and the other one to undress you. Then sit spread eagle on your bed and have the girl with clothes on sit really close to you between your legs (but she shouldn't touch you). The girl that is naked should sit behind you and she should put her arms around your chest (she shouldn't touch you either). Then all of you should start repeating the mantra: "nut sack smooth like silk" as the moon climbs through the ecliptic. When it has then rise up and swing your pelvis back and forth (not touching the women) so your nut-sack slaps against your *** and then against your low belly. Do this until the sun begins to rise. The new day will bring a new nut-sack - one free of wrinkles. To maintain this - you must thank the women and send them on their way without ever touching either of them. Good luck
2006-09-06 16:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by guitaryogi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lay it out on a table, and pound it flat and smooth with a 3 lb. mallet. Work from the center outwards to avoid those annoying folds.
Best question since they suspended the "What should I do Retard"!
2006-09-06 16:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by Repub-lick'n 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Smack yourself in the kiwi's with a rubber mallet...when all the swelling is complete, your sack will be filled to bursting, and nary a wrinkle will there be to see.....Let me know how it goes......
2006-09-06 16:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by mobileminiatures 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Gently and carefully iron it, using the steam setting.
2006-09-06 16:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by jc20155 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To much masturbation
2006-09-06 17:28:46 · answer #7 · answered by luie8luis 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Soak them in warm water LOL
2006-09-06 16:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by Super 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Please tell me your not talking about your scrotums cause if so I'm so sorry to tell you this, but you should already know that BABY your stuck with them for the rest of your life!!!!
2006-09-06 16:20:19 · answer #9 · answered by FallenAngel 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cyclopentane and DMS should do it. Or, better yet, an estrogen supplement in the diet.
2006-09-06 16:17:32 · answer #10 · answered by Tony T 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋