2006-09-06 15:23:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Thanks for the help!
The pig fat and chicken liver worked.
It was also very tasty
2006-09-06 15:38:19 · update #1
I DID THAT ONCE..YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I LEFT IT THERE I FOUND THEY LIKE ME MORE WHEN THEY CANT HAVE ME!
2006-09-06 15:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by RAY W 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jonny Utah? Padlock around your scrotum? Where is the key? And you ask us what you should do? Well, I'll tell you what you shouldn't do. You shouldn't constrict your blood flow with a bloody padlock. You should, if you're foolish enough to do that, hang the key around your neck on a string. You should take your pants down and look at yourself and see how nuts this is. (Sorry about the nuts pun!) If I were you I would go to the emergency room and don't tell them crap. They've seen it all before. Get the damned thing removed and stop putting junk around your genitals.
2006-09-06 15:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let's see. You lost something and yet you think someone else is crazy for you wanting to fix it? When you lose keys, you generally change the locks. You don't need a legal document specifically stating that. If you borrowed someone's car and crashed it, would you not have to pay because there was no legal document stating that you would?
2016-03-27 00:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is there a pad lock around there in the first place?
Was this a Dare?
or
Are you just Kinky?
Try olive oil, to get it out, like with a stuck ring on your finger.
If all else fails go to the Emergency Room, probably will be embarrassing, but hey better than dead balls.
2006-09-06 15:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a rope, tie one end around the lock, and the other end around a pole. Run backwards as fast as you can, and make sure you get this all on video so we all know how to get the padlock off of our junk next time.
2006-09-06 15:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well buddy i guess just look for the key some more.enjoy it for now but you will need to get a locksmith out there and open it. this could be fun. if it was me i would have a hard on when they came to open it. make them earn there money
2006-09-06 15:29:27 · answer #6 · answered by Billy T 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Last time that happened to me, I called the fire department and they cut through the lock with a grinding wheel.
2006-09-06 15:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cover it and the padlock with washing up liquid and wriggle your way free
2006-09-07 03:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by littlefufu22 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a locksmith to pick the lock. And give him a big tip when he gets it off.
2006-09-06 15:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by mr.answerman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get the Ex-Presidents from the movie Point Break to crack it.
2006-09-06 15:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cut a big stinky fart and melt it off!
2006-09-06 19:00:07 · answer #11 · answered by iluv2cutfarts 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋