He keeps coming on to my property and eating my watermelon and pooping on my back porch.
It is either 'Bigfoot' or a really hairy Canadian dude.
What are my options, within the law?
2006-09-06 15:19:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Bigfoot is in Funks Grove, silly. Do a yahoo search, Funk's Grove, Bigfoot, and you will see that once again I AM RIGHT!!
So it must be a hairy Canadian dude or dudette, do they even shave their pits up there??
Your options? Inject the watermelon with massive amounts of IMODIUM. The combined fiber intake of the melon in conjunction with the constipating effects of the medication will make your trespasser feel as though he is going to shi& his brains out but has a rubber tub plug firmly in place.
And what more fun could that be to watch from behind your mini blinds???
2006-09-06 15:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is illegal anywhere to shoot them, be freinds with him and tell him to not poop on the porch he will listen but I dont believe they really like watermelon.
2006-09-06 22:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-09-06 22:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time you see it, just scream "Look out, it's coming right for us!!" then shoot away.
2006-09-06 22:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
call the humaine society or immigration.
2006-09-06 22:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I .... donno...
2006-09-06 22:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋