whats the funniest thing you ever saw ?

Question

any incidents, accidents anything i could do with a laugh . the more details the better lol

Answer 1

I was in a relationship with what I thought was the girl of my dreams. 2 years into this relationship I gave my girlfriend my blood to save her life. 6 months or so after we had a huge bluey and split up. I told her out of tit for tat that I wanted my blood back (trying to be funny), she then pulled out her used tampax, threw it at me, and said..'Ill pay you monthly you b*****d'.

Answer 2

It was in the 70's in London at Cambridge Circus just as Jesus Christ Superstar had opened. The Jesus freaks were out in numbers on the pavement outside, demonstrating against the "blasphemy" of making a musical about Christ. They were doing their usual street theatre drama about being ensnared in the Devil's chains and being washed clean by the blood of the Lamb when some Hare Krishnas came along in a big crocodile, chanting and bleating away. They came straight through the Jesus freaks street theatre, completely ruining any effect it was having on the poor benighted souls of Cambridge Circus. A few voices of protest were raised, a bit of backchat came from the H K's, a few people were pushed and shoved and the whole thing escalated to a big brawl on the pavement amongst all the J F's and H K's. There were really going at it hammer and tongs on both sides, fighting the good fight for Jesus and Krishna respectively. It was priceless! All these religeous peacelovers beating 7 bells out of each other. I could have lapped it up with a spoon, especially when the police turned up and the JF's and HK's turned on the police in their outraged spiritual fury. The best entertainment i have ever seen. Video cameras were not invented then unfortunately, even super 8 movie cameras were to come, so nobody got this on film. I would love to see that on youtube, I really would.

Answer 3

i was once watching wild life about lions where the female stroll for a rest not too far from the cubs leaving the lions to babysit, well the cubs keeps on biting the male while the male sits still and would endure as long as the female is watching, as soon as the female looks somewhere else the lion would very quickly cuffs the cub. and just as quickly sits straight again before the female turns her head to see why the cub has cried out. and i was once told animals don't have a sense of humour

Answer 4

There was a lady at WHATaBURGER the other night at 3:30am (that's why I love that place it is open 24hr) and she had the longest neck i have ever seen. It made me laugh for like an hour. It may not have been as funny if I had not been quite as inebriated.

Answer 5

i did not actually see this but lmao my mom actually drowned a fish my sister had got her a betta and they breathe air and it had a plant it was to eat on on the top of the bowl well my mom thinking that the plant needed water filled to the top drowned the poor fish lol i told her you are the only one i will ever know to drown a fish

Answer 6

a good friend of mine was bowling and when he went to release the ball he stepped across the fowl line and slipped and fell face first on his cheek and it made the loudest slapping sound and it was hilarious. we were all laughing so hard we were asked to leave. you had to be there

Answer 7

F Troop

Answer 8

my friend had a few drinks and fell over and landed in dog ****...it was so funny cos she had to walk all the way home and that she was covered as the dog must have had the runs...........

Answer 9

A guy had tatooed the bigest penis you eaver seen on the smolest penis you eaver seen

Answer 10

My grandpa, blind as a bat, trip over a hen in the yard and say, "Damn fence. Why'd it have to be there?"