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WHAAAATTTTTT THEEEEEEE H@LLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllll I think I forgot som.......

2006-09-06 14:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 3 0

I did. And that nice guy over there on the bench, the one sleeping under the news paper, he said I didn't need half of what was in there so he took some and I put the rest in my pack. Happy landing.

2006-09-07 03:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 1 0

Thats percisely why I always bring my own parachute. Although lately it has been wearing a ring in my wallet : (

2006-09-07 11:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I did...that's why the damn thing failed
and I slammed butt first into that bus load
of young virile Australian Soccer players
I will never be the same person that I was before.

2006-09-07 14:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 1 0

Parachute? I don't need no stinking parachute.

2006-09-07 14:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 1 0

i needed a parachute?

2006-09-06 21:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by   6 · 1 0

You did. So, I can guarantee it won't open.

Wanna go for a jump with me?

2006-09-06 21:43:17 · answer #7 · answered by salembog 4 · 1 0

I'm a pretty trusting person...but I could give you a list of people who I hope DIDN'T!

2006-09-07 10:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

If anyones gonna be packing any chutes...it's gonna be me. You know I don't swing that way......do you need yours packed? lol

2006-09-07 16:10:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

that's one thing the Marines literally beat into ones head. u do it ur self. that way when it does not open u can kiss ur own @ ss good bye!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-07 08:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nobody packs my chute ! Who packed yours !

2006-09-06 21:54:37 · answer #11 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 0 1

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