2006-09-06 13:04:01 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
The water buffalo act of 1969 as amended by the Australian Parliament in a majority of 87-86 stated" any person who insofar from this date is deemed to think about, attempt, coerce, insight, or enable himself/herself, or others to ride a water buffalo to work shall be deemed to commit the act of sedition and shall be under this law sent to Coventry"
So you see we are not allowed to under Australian law.
2006-09-06 13:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by sorneez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's this damned sissy-mary curb law. I have to clean up Margie's poop whenever I ride her to work or return a video. Like the Venus de Milo, I have no arms, (see picture. I have Canadian Walleye fish for arms.) so I must hold my Charlie Bendix spoon in my teeth and shovel the ***** into a Hefty trash bag. This is no fun at all, so I only use her when I visit my hamster connection out of town.
Also, I carpool with my friend Latrina. For some odd reason, everyone always points at us and says, "Look at those two @ssholes on that water buffalo!"
Every time we get off to look, poor Margie still only has the one. We'll never figure out what they're all going on about.
2006-09-07 07:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd smell like water buffalo when I got to work. Besides someone would steal it from the parking lot.
2006-09-06 20:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by karen s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm having a hard time finding a water buffalo saddle.
2006-09-06 20:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by Nicole 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because I AM a water buffalo
2006-09-06 20:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
State legislature voted against "water-buffalo lane." Bastards!
2006-09-06 20:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by hquin_tset 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't have a water buffalo. And don't know where to rent one. And I can't borrow one, because I don't know anyone who has one.
That about covers it.
2006-09-06 20:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by orang31na 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid it would run away while I was at work and then I'd have to walk home.
2006-09-06 20:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it's too expensive and I ate him late night for dinner by accident.
2006-09-06 20:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lavina 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The chafing.
2006-09-07 15:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋