After many late nights and years of perseverance, I have finally completed the plans for my Time Machine. I have assembled the Base structure and other rudimentary aspects and have now begun work on the Core Elements. I would rather keep the Government out of this project and so plan not to inform them of this. I have run out of money and would kindly like donations; Depending on the size-you will receive by e-mail, 3-4-5-6 correct lottery numbers when I go back.
I am also looking for an Assistant to travel with me, You must be Fit and healthy and able to handle yourself well in situations of possible Danger!!! You Must also provide your own weapons of Combat.
2006-09-06 12:54:11 · 17 answers · asked by ProfessorCarrot 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Aha so Professor Carrott you are back and up to your old tricks I see. I hope you haven't forgotten the incident with the bullett proof contact lenses you invented, I can no longer walk, although that is probably due to the fact that I used that ejector seat you made for my helicopter. We have heard nothing from you since you designed the reactor at Chernobyl, I suspect you have been advising President Bush on his Middle East foreign policy
However if this latest gizmo works perhaps we could go back to the time before these tragedies. I will bring along my steam powered laser and put you out of my misery as soon as things have been straightened out, you are insane Carrott...Insane!
2006-09-06 14:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Mick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, Prof Carrot, what will you think of next! The Govt already know, have been to the future and didn't find you there. Back to the drawing board!
Once you come back from the future (if you ever get there) then by giving some people winning lottery numbers, then you have already changed the future - so what proof can you have that those numbers will win?!
2006-09-06 20:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by sheila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could call your self Dr What or Dr When, however since you havn't specified if it can go forward or backward in time im a bit suspicious of the lotterey numbers you will send me as if they have already been chosen they are useless, however if u put a tenner into a high interest account 200 years ago for me, I will be more than wiling to sponsor your next project with some of the interest.
2006-09-06 20:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you got this Saturday's lottery numbers? I could do with a bit of a win.
2006-09-06 20:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Numpty
2006-09-06 19:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by jediruszkai 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no money to donate but would gladly serve as your assistant. I come armed with a wet noodle.
2006-09-06 19:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I emailed you, but your email is in a different time so you won't get the email or money for another 20 years. Sorry.
2006-09-06 20:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Lillith 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm agent Bodge of MI6 - you've been rumbled mate - we'll be round yours an hour ago!!!
2006-09-07 03:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
P.T. Barnum said it best"There's a sucker born every minute" So you will probably get a few offers
2006-09-06 20:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could you give an idea as to what caliber of weaponry would be appropriate?
2006-09-06 19:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋