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Pants around ankles? Check

Baby lotion at ready? Check?

Shemale erotica locked and loaded? Check.

...OH NO...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!! THERE HAS BEEN A PREMATURE ROCKET BLAST ON THE LAUNCH PAD!!!!

....This is Houston...can you repeat the message, please? We are getting tons of interference from Uranus....

2006-09-06 11:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just had dinner, so my countdown has been delayed a few hours.

2006-09-06 18:13:52 · answer #2 · answered by Mimiat41 5 · 0 0

It's been delayed for the evening due to a system shutdown...we will reboot again in the morning!

2006-09-06 20:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

Delayed...again...dammit.

2006-09-06 21:48:06 · answer #4 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0 0

At this moment engineers are working feverishly to replace my cosmowhizolater so that countdown can resume.

2006-09-06 18:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Countdown has been stopped. Forever.

2006-09-06 18:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

delayed,, major,, might be shut down all together,, looking for a new company to foot the bill.

2006-09-06 18:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by B V 5 · 0 0

I am sitting on the pad and mission control is empty and powered down

2006-09-06 19:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0 0

Its been delayed

2006-09-06 18:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Espico 1 · 0 0

well it takes some time to proceed but something system really goes down

2006-09-06 18:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0 0

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